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Yeti wife keeps smothering me with cuddles when she sees me shivering in the morning. Do I turn up the thermostat or simply try to enjoy this aggressive sign of affection?

>>22584674
Not this shit again. Post mamanos.

What's a blowjob from a Yeti feel like?

I get so depressed during the winter months. I have friends and family who care about me and an okish job, but I just get this unwarranted crippling sadness all winter. Anyone else? Thinking about a cute yeti girl crushing me with soft hugs helps me get through it a bit. Thanks for having these threads, /jp/.

>Walking home from work after a long day
>Approach your house
>As you're reaching for your keys, you're assaulted by a barrage of snowballs!
>After the tenth, you stagger down and fall on your butt, covered by now-melting snow
>Everything is spinning
>Yeti waifu pokes her head from behind a car, looking concerned
>You start to catch a cold
>Yeti brings you orange juice and cold medicine in bed
>"Wa ha ha, I know just the thing to help you fall asleep!"
>She pulls off her sweater, and you see her breasts practically bursting out of her undersized bra.
>She gives you a coy smile, and positions your head on her plump breasts like a pillow
>Starts stroking your hair and giggling
>Eventually fall asleep
>She lets you lay there, looking amused, for at least an hour or two until she starts to fall asleep as well