/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18979451
>What about daughteru dickers?
They have an anal obsession about their mothers. This is literally all Freud has to say about anything.
Except cigarettes. Cigarettes are penises and women who smoke want to be men so they can fuck their mothers. I am not making this shit up, he seriously said this.

>>15805050
Which girl would be nerdy enough to read capeshit with me?

It's 8 PM. Do I drink coffee or tea?

Any writefags up and about? Has it ever happened to you when you're writing something and people like some insignificant side-character so much you end up whoring yourself and making that character have a bigger role?

Oh hi anon! Welcome to the library!

>>13621046
>Let go of her for a moment to go to the bathroom
>She struggles to stay attached to you, lazily holding onto your arm as you get up
>"Nooooo~"
>Come back a minute later
>She's gone from the couch
>Maybe she finally gave up and left your house
>Sit on the couch and turn up the TV
>Not even a few seconds later, you start feeling that something's wrong
>It feels like you're being watched
>A shadow slowly washes over your head
>Look up
>It's the Succubutt hovering over you with her wings like pic related, with her hands behind her back, smiling at you
>Oh, she's still here
>Her gentle smile suddenly turns into the smuggest smug you've ever seen
>She opens her arms, revealing a large blanked that she's been holding behind her back
>What
>Lands on you before you can react, covering you both with the blanket in the process

And then Anon was snuggled for the rest of the weekend by the Succudlebug.

>>13088379

>Flaps around the house and plops on your head

Dammit, you won.

>You will never have a heart attack upon seeing a winged monstergirl stay airborne and cutely fly around by flapping her wings like pic related, regardless of her weight and size