/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21461491
Non loli species + Loli

>>21210283
>normally hate threadcanon
>reach some weird kind of acceptance that my waifu might be a pedo anyway
>end up having fantasies about her slipping shota potions into my food and drink to live out her inappropriate fetishes
What the hell have you all done to me.

>>21129046
No idea, I doubt any girl is going to surpass my cosplay tier waifu anyway so it doesn't matter in the end.

>"Yeah, I'm totally a monster girl, anon! Would a normal human wear such a funny hat?"

>>21047560
Dark Mages might be cosplay tier, but it doesn't change the fact their design and personality are very sexy and I really want to fuck a Dark Mage loli.

>nearby witch of the forest has a cheeky daughter that likes spending time at your place
>the lolimage coyly asks "Hey nii-san, what's a 'deepthroat'? I saw that word in one of mother's books and I was wondering what that means.."
>you tell her you can show her, her smile gets a pinch smugger and she responds by gasping "Oh, it's something naughty isn't it?"
>she immediedly lets the robes slip off her small frame, leaving her with nothing but thighhighs and her large hat
>you get the idea to tie her hands behind her back for an extra bit of fun, before you seat her at the edge of your bed and step in front of her with your erection in her face
>"Teach me, nii-san" is all she says before you flick the huge witch's hat off her head and start slowly fucking her mouth
>her arms reflexively twitch against the bindings before she settles for making quiet erotic gagging and choking noises
>when you pull out to let her breathe, she throws her head back to gasp for air with her mouth wide open while looking up at you
>"Wow, I was almost running out of air.. This is really exciting!"
>alternating careful facefucking and breaks continue, while she glances up at you and makes seductive eye contact at every opportunity
>it's not possible to hold it in anymore and you cum down her throat, making her body tense up and her restrained hands ball into fists
>while you're both panting and catching your breaths, you ask her if there were any other interesting words in that book
>"Well... what's a 'mating press', nii-sama?"

I guess this turned out to be an appropriate time to make this post.

Monstergirl fun fact 11:

Despite what the wandering scholar may tell you, there is no such monstergirl as a Dark Mage, only drunk slutty magical college students.
And he wonders why he's referred to as an unreliable narrator.

>>20254244
Lift the dress dummy.

>>19775053
I suppose pears will turn into hourglasses over time when they grow up, the monsters who'd make for the best lolis tend to have that body type in the profiles after all.

>>19322243
>not learning magic so you can find a loli Dark Mage apprentice that'll call you sensei and want to mana transfer all the time to practice higher level spells

>>18281212
>"AHH! After ten thousand years, I'M FREE! It's time to CONQUER— EARTH!"

>>17806888
They are in Miss Shotalust's class.

I don't think that's her given name either.

>>16923761
Fufufu... so that's how you think it'll be, eh...
Chuuni couple posing intensifies

>>16845288
I can absolutely see a super sultry Dark Mage sashaying up to an anon while this plays in the background, hunger in the eyes and magic on her fingertips

>>16640092
Sounds awesome man you should send the idea in to KC

>>16551038
>"AH FUCK YOU SAID THIS WOULD HELP US GET BOYTOYS!"
>"CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE THE SPELL BACK! WE'LL HAVE NO CHANCE NOW!"

>>16527694
>barely more than a coat of paint on human girls

Well lets not start being racist towards kettles

Dark Mages are best waifus since they actually wear their wedding rings and most of the profile monsters are married.