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Good morning everynyan

Gazer is a cat Y/N?

Nyaaaa

>>43448881
Ah, a fellow Gazer lover that isn't a racist.

>>43390968
Cat ears on non-catgirls is cute. Catgirls are cute too, but it hits different.

I know Gazer isn't a Chaos monster, but I like to think she knows enough about them to mock them in a way that shows she doesn't care about their spoopy shit

>>42939637
>Happy Caturday Meowster
>Gazer butt in my face
>I'm too tired to do anything about it
Another peaceful morning

>>42882001
> Monoeye erotic
True, but also, monoeye cute

>>42865761
Bro, I want her to step on my front.
Like, on my dick, bro.
Step on my dick, Gazer Mommy!

>>42813650
What about cats?

>>42730658
I ain't afraid of no crazy space cat

Geizah Cat

>>42388495

> Be you, mildly-self-destructive Anon.
> Friends just call you Anon.
> Googling online for mamono hypnotists to at least help you stop staying up until 3 am playing vidya, doomscrolling, and jacking off.
> Find a promising one online.

> First office visit, she asks you a bunch of questions about yourself.
> Feels totally normal.
> Age, what problems you're trying to solve in your life?
> What's your phone number?
> Where do you live?
> Does anyone else live with you?
> Why are you single?
> Have you considered dating the most erotic and adorable of mamono, the monoeye gazer?
> Did you know the sharp teeth of the gazer pressing gently on your erogenous zones is the most tantalizing pleasure a man can be teased with?
> Have you noticed that the only mamono whose body perfectly aligns with the latex fetish is that of the monoeye gazer?
> Don't you think that you owe it to yourself to explore the patrician fetish for latex-clad women?
> Have you ever spent a four hour session edging yourself while Mistress Gazer-Chan gently encourages you to look into her eye and calls you a good boy?
> Seriously, just an entire session of totally normal questions.
> At the end when you ask for a follow-up appointment she just smirks and says not to worry about it.
> You're pretty sure Mistress Gazer-Chan is a scam.

>>42209265
Chesh!

>>41910914
>>41911120

> "You have a small dick and I bet it'll just be hanging there in the hole, unable to touch the walls."
> "It'll be as close to sex as you'll ever get."
> "Loser."
> Anon orgasms loudly and pathetically.
> Only one drop of semen cums out.
> Stuck to the tip of his dick--doesn't even dirty the donut.
> Geizah belly laughs so hard she wheezes.

Cat is a very powerful form for a Gazer. I don't think I could hold out against Cheshire Gazer. Not that I can hold out against regular Gazer, even though I try my best.

>Hehehe, I'm a kitty cat.
>But you're the one that likes getting scritches, get it?
>Hehehehehe...

>>40187015
Monsters dressing up or disguising as other monsters is canon. The "Beast Ear Hairband" is mentioned in WG3 for fun cosplay.

>>39607555
Indeed

I thought cats were supposed to be popular. What happened?

Foxes are overrated and overdone. Get a cat.

>>38918116
Cats are servants of the Old Ones, Outer Entities, Chaos Monsters, etc.
They might obfuscate themselves within other mythologies or cultures, but even something as simple as a cat-ear headband is proof of being under the influence of beings not of this realm.
Maybe.

Meow

Cat Gazer