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>>41765129
How heavy would a regular dormouse be?

I said, breed the sleep mice!

The amateurs sniff mofu.

The professionals sniff dormouse breath.

>Hot, steamy, sweet, dormouse breath.

>Hot, steamy, sweet, dormouse breath

>>37595553
Dormouse

>>37295946
No, because they don't attack you. Their mana that's defused into their surroundings, that's what makes you attack them. And it's unlikely that multiple are going to be sleeping in one place together and that you'll have the stamina to bed them all. You'd probably have to be quite lucky to find multiple dormice in one place for you to ravage. Though I suppose it isn't impossible.

>>37010713
Oh yeah. I need me a lewd dormouse like that.

>>35595001
Dormouse

>>34634402
You don't have a choice. You will succumb to dormice

Sleep mouse and strong cow make a good combo for a harem.

Strong cow as big spoon.
Sleep mouse and little spoon.
You stuffed in between

>Find sleep mouse in your bed one day
>Fuck the sleep mouse
>Some years later, more sleep mice in your bed
>Fuck those sleep mice too
>Repeat until desired number of sleep mice is achieved

>>29523930
Dormice

>>24472399
Not all nectar tastes good. Can even be foul. They're an unknown quantity.

Dormice taste of molasses. Sweet like brown sugar. That's a known quantity, and they're fucking delicious for delicious fucking.

It's loli time.

>>23347554
Sleep mouse

>>23286074
>>23286159
I'm gonna lewd these lolis

>>23215506
Hell hath no fury like a monster girl ignored. You'll eventually be violated, or you'll be under the intoxicating influence of their mamono mana and ravage them yourself.

If a dormouse is in your bed, that's practically a declaration of marriage for them

How do I attract sleep mice to my bed and onto my dick?

Honestly, I think dormice are underrated. They literally taste of a sweet, sugary molasses. Sure, there are other monster girls that have a sweet taste to them like alraunes, barometzes, and I'm sure some slimes do, but they've all got baggage that's gonna alter your life in some shape or form. Dormice are normal girls, just a bit sleepy. They're low maintenance, and they're so goddamn adorable. Also, cunny

Can't stop thinking about fucking, cuddling, and sleeping with dormice

>Go to bed
>Wake up next to sleepy mouse
>Fuck mouse
>Go back to bed
>Repeat for a few years
>Have a dozen sleepy mice in my bed
>Fuck all the mice
>Have to get bigger bed
Is this what they call "living the dream?"

Remember to stick your dormouse in a large teapot to sweeten the tea. And don't be afraid to give her a good ravishing in there if you feel you must.