/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44466110
>be aerospace nerd working on a new radar system
>you're in week 3 of crunch because the project is way behind schedule and management wants to get it back on track
>at least the overtime pay is good
>you're exhausted and don't feel like cooking, so you stop at the supermarket on the way home to grab a beer and a pizza
>you'll start eating properly when this is over
>you get home, close the door, and some chick in a ninja costume walks out of the kitchen
>"I have been waiting for you, weaponsmith"
>what the fuck

>>41006848
Seducing all of the military intelligence nerds before the main invasion so that the monster army knows all of their weaknesses.

>>39903123
Two years and one pregnancy later, she learns that someone messed up the paperwork and sent her after the wrong target.

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

>>33148808
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to tell your kunoichi stalker that, anon.

>Posting racist tirades against Monstergirls online in order to score a cute Kunoichi girl

R8 my strategy

>>31199797
Behind you

>Local man sends assassins after himself.

Get ready here she comes!

kunoichis are such babes

>>21710825
>How are they going to break in and rape me from the third floor if they can't fly!
Nothing personnel, husband.

>>20701332
I hope you're prepared to get "assassinated" every night from now on, especially when she wants try new ninja moves she learns

>>20682388
A cocky Dhampir: "Oh I've definitely defeated dozens of assassins. Those sneaky tip toeing scumbags, like you... No offense miss Kunoichi."

Kunoichi: "If you did manage to beat them I can assure you they were nothing like. And nothing, NOTHING, like the sneaker loose in this building!"

Cocky Dhampir: "Ha! What are you? President if her fan club?"

Kunoichi: "No. THAT WOULD BE YOUR FATHER."

>*Tosses lewd images of the dhampir's dad being fucked by another Kunoichi with him ahegao-ing, heart pupils and peace signs*

>Cocky Dhampir: "No, no way! IT CANNOT BE!"

Kunoichi: "Indeed, and now she's here to *cute animal sounds censor* -uk US! So listen up girl! Or pornography starring your dad and his ahegao face will be the second most humiliating thing to happen to all of us."

Being Humanity Fuck Yeah and Anti-monstergirl is Zipangu must be suffering:

>ninja clans are being hunted down and absorbed by monster kunoichi
>this has greatly increased their power as they are picking up hidden techniques and bloodline abilities that used to be kept by cagey farmer terrorists
>kunoichi are being given targets that are destabilizing the nation's government
>other monsters are using the chaos to make their own power plays
>sudden spike of monster activity is fucking with the monster hunters and clergy
>they were already getting fucked by their best vanishing on failed crusades in the mainland
>not to mention the fact that some of their chosen targets are minor divinities who are turning public opinion against them
>this is prompting some of them to leave Zipangu to find greener pastures
>this means the usual anti-monster forces the country would usually muster up is bleeding away
>tengu are moving the pieces on the go board while laughing
>might be in league with demons

And ninjas don't have it any better:

>be clan master
>just got back to estate after a shitty day
>other clans are angry as shit
>keep reporting that ninja with your clan's abilities has been mucking up their missions
>threaten retaliation and resumption of inter-clan warfare
>trying to explain that nobody has left your village on a mission in a way that doesn't show weakness
>hard to do in writing
>resting your eyes
>then you notice the estate is silent
>dead silent
>your only lamp winks out
>can hear dozens of ceiling tiles moving at once in the shadows
>promise yourself that you'll sue for peace with all you have if you get out of this

Is there no way to stop this madness?

>>20466444

Even a Crazy onee-san kunoichi would be relatively chill.

>She always watches you paitently.
>Contemplates "dealing with" MG's that get too close to you.
>Moment she spots you jacking off she drops down to finish you off.
>Longs for you to assassinate her virginity already
>The shame of getting caught by you turns her on immensely.

>>20183812
You take that back?

>>19998493

>>19515359
Iron beast here with a side note
Some of the kinks of the kunoichi roulette got fixed
https://pastebin.com/DwS0DKcP

>>19405489
I can dig it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueP2Xv8W7UE

>>18979437
She gets one of her sisters to "Take him out."

>I wonder what would happen if you're able to fend off a kunoichi?

https://youtu.be/E_9KtiT1sig

I would wonder what daily ambushes from a kunoichi group would be like?

>>18610101
>You will never be ambushed by a group of kunoichi and have a martial arts fight to defend yourself.