/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30005977
mystery box could be anything, even a cute girl

>be dungeoneering
>find treasure chest
>mimc pops out, startling you
>you bop her on the head and she falls unconscious
>at least the gold inside is real
>the gold jumps out at you too
PSA: Beware of shortstack mimics and creeping coins working together. Big chests hide in big chests.

Mimics with big chests!

Reminder that Mimics are basically all powerful and omnipresent.

>be exploring a dungeon like an good adventure would
>see a treasure chest
>walk up and bap it with the flat of your sword
>"Ow! I-I mean, no mimics in here. Go ahead and open it..."
>you wrap it up in chains and haul it back to your cart outside
>you'll open it once you get home

>hat seems no more complex than a rapist hiding in a box in fact disguises various substantial practical problems about ergonomics and locomotion, leading Wandering Scholar to propose that mimics have powerful illusion, teleportation, and pocket-dimension-hopping abilities
Mimic might actually be one of the most powerful monstergirls.
>>20023118
I think it's implied that key is supposed to be (you)r dick.
>>20023114
I think they can change chests at a whim, so you could definitely make them the nicest chest.

>ignore shitposts
>acquire fortune
What Job would you pick up if you where isekaid into KCs setting? Travelling merchant here. I'd try an visit every one of you with your waifus, and get your money.

took a look at the Mimics profile
>What seems no more complex than a rapist hiding in a box in fact disguises various substantial practical problems about ergonomics and locomotion, leading Wandering Scholar to propose that mimics have powerful illusion, teleportation, and pocket-dimension-hopping abilities.
They are pretty interesting creatures. Theoretically you could use them to travel while relaxing inside them.

>>18252152
Thank you, I'm immediately adding this to my Work Motivation playlist. I would also play it from the back of our shops wagon, but muffled and barely audible. Our journey would take us to the farthest reaches of all monstergirl lands, but we would make it our hope, no, our promise to bring exotic and rare merchandise to all the anons here, and their lovely wives, and cash.
We may need to hire some monstergirl muscle though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

>>18096473
I actually want a Mimic waifu, so I'll agree with you.
>tfw no treasure hunter Mimic adventurer, who runs a black market shop from her chest.

>>17339219
I think it'd be really cute if a Mimic's chest moved like Lock, Shock, and Barrel's bathtub. How do you properly fuck a Mimic, though? Can they come out of their disguises?

>>17319220
Mimics would probably make great dungeoneers by trade. They could smuggle themselves into a Dragons hoard and then slowly consume the place over time.

>>16571910
Mimic vault guardian
Danuki merchant
Redcap berserker for protection
I drive the wagon.

>>16442925
Mimic.

All the fun of having your own transdemensional hideout, plus a girl who's quite literally treasure.

>>16311175
NNNNOOOOOOO~

>>16204335
They may be rare, but are they valuable?

So do mimics get really good at walking on their hands? Or do they just wait for a strong man to come along?

How much space is actually in those chests?

>>15583256

how does a mimic get around? does her husbando have to carry her everywhere, or does her chest walk around like that bathtub from Nightmare Before Christmas?

GOTCHAAAAAGGHGH!

>>13490133
But anon, don't you realize?
The treasure you have been seeking.
It has been her all along!