/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35770659
Do you like being an evil bastard?

Who would like some carbonated beverages?

>>26044288
Refreshing!

>>20995661
Fun girls with a good gimmick. Bubble Slimes would make good nurses because they have cleansing properties.

>>20224144
There should be a Bubble Slime that tastes like energy drinks.

>>19135732
That, and it's also convenient transportation.

>>18651924
I'll take one in Tonic style, so I can add my own mixers later.

>>18317831
Yes, but soda slimes are Bubble Slimes, so don't shake them too much.

>>18052986
Bubble Slimes are pretty useful. They probably give one of the most massaging slime baths. They would make excellent nurses, and certainly look perfect dressed as one.

>>17717714
It's a lot more difficult than massaging a meatbag. You take fistfuls of her Slime and squish it in your fingers. As the Slime squeezes out of you hand, take notice of the blissful look on the Slimes face. She may also ripple.
>>17717902
Absolutely. Tonic water Bubble Slimes would be most common, and are mostly meek and shy. Coke Slimes are the genki ones, but vary in sweetness depending on if they have real sugar. Mountain Dew/Fruit soda Slimes are mild mannered NEETs who laze around all day in Slime pools.
Do not trust Pibb Slimes.

>>17323266
I'll take that slime off your hands.

>>16654564
Often brand new. Like a week old, so I can imagine all of the fun of getting them acclimated to the new world. Slimes age different though, I think. They also learn rapidly.
>>16654448
Slime daughterus in easy to carry jugs.

>>16596074
That sounds potentially volatile.

>>16557441
Bubble Slimes are perfect for marriage. You can literally survive off eating them, they feel like a jacuzzi all the time, and they smell great once you transplant them.

Plus they can cleanse, sanitize, and diffuse toxins, which are just all around useful skills.

>>16347812
Happy new year! Crack the champagne... wait, this isn't...

*hic* Aaaahhhh, I drank it all~

>>16199849
Bubble slimes. Constant jet massage from the carbonation.

>>15998308
They are a fun slime. I always imagine a Hospital full of airheaded nurse bubble slimes, where they purify patients bodies of toxins, sexually.

>>15917258
Delicious?
>>15915303
Delicious!

>>15912201
Thats pretty corny.

Would you date a constantly tipsy beer slime?