/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Monster girls are evil!

Don't talk to them!
Don't hug them!
Don't kiss them!
Don't sodomize them!
And definitely do not under any circumstance breed them!!!

Every marriage should include a kiki maid and an alice little sister.

>>16449425
It's okay anon. Somewhere out there there's a Kikimora going through the same pain as you, making the same perfect meal every single day as you. Silently watching her tears flow at night, knowing that she will never be together with you. Yet she stays strong, as should you be. Be the great anon you could be, make the monstergirl that could be with you proud. Show the world what anon is capable is off.

And perhaps get rewarded with what you deserve in another time or life.

Can't we all just get along?

>>16136926
I still exist but i'm currently on hiatus.

>>15759336
Be sure to teach your daughterus to bake from a young age, as it is a great skill to know later. Both for herself, the boy she likes, her children and her grandchildren when she grows up.

>>15694397
>>15694402
>>15694408
I still exist, I just burned out due to a busy year. I did write a few tidbits about a Mantis, but haven't done anything maid related. Perhaps I should, now I finnaly have time, write the last 6 or so profiles ensuring everyone is happy. I recall a Shoggoth being next on the list. Is that perhaps you?

>>15694437
>>15694405
It's nice to hear that people enjoyed Janice

Please remember to bake your wonderous creations on time and with care. Know that you never have to be afraid when asking a local Kikimora for guidance, she enjoys the attention!

Why not stay a while while you do so? Perhaps even consider inviting her over. Christmas is meant to be celebrated together and not alone.

There's a holiday or something coming up. Post monstergirls.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>14239731
>>14237737
MGC has succesfully received your application and added it to the waiting list.

There's some other profiles ahead of you, but let's see if I can get things started again this week.

>>14238842
MGC Maid Central did unfortunately not spot your post the other day. The Kobold tasked with sniffing out MGC Maid Central related posts has been reprimanded and will only receive two instead of three headpats today.

Regarding your question: MGC Maid Central keeps it's own database to ensure that it can easily keep track of all listed applications.
Therefore the saddening demise of the old archive has not affected MGC Maid Central.

We do highly appreciate your effort in securing the applications regardless of it's own database.
Please enjoy yourself a nice piece of cake at your local maid central and feel free to bring a (preferably single) friend!

>>14094303
>>14094306
>>14094313
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

MGC Maid Central has currently processed half of the currently pending forms and truly appreciates the patience of all yet to be matched Masters.

MGC Maid Central wishes all Masters, future Masters and potential Masters a Kiki-tastic day!

>>14094311
MGC Maid Central understands that not everyone appreciates maids and wishes to point you out to the currently open butler contracts:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

Unfortunately no new butler request will be processed untill all maid request forms have been matched.

MGC Maid Central appreciates your patience and understanding.

>>13906007
Practice, lots of breaks and more practice and breaks.
If you are having issues with some part, you can always skip it and revisit it later. That is assuming you have the story laid out (which you should, as it really helps)

Later on you might develop a structure you like using, or some kind of template or whatever. That also tends to help.

Good knowledge of the English langauge is also a major factor. I'm not native English myself, so that makes things harder for me. Writing in itself is also something that can be learned. Plenty of books about it out there.

Lastly: While motivation is only temporary, your life will be considerably easier when you do have it.

>>13906032
Appreciation, the knowledge that people will value your work is also a decent motivator.

>>13844835
MGC Maid Central values all maids. It does not matter if they are feathery, scaly or made out of a withering mass of pulsating flesh. MGC Maid Central will do it's best to find the right Master for the right maid.

For this reason, MGC Maid Central welcomes the newly arrived Shoggoth maids and is sure that they will quickly find themselves good Master.

>>13746365
>>13746370
>>13746372

MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

MGC Maid Central apologizes for the slow matching proces and appreciates your patience.

Have a Kiki-tastic day!

>>13746400
MGC Maid Central wishes you and Marion the best of luck and a good future.

>>13746395
See above. One can also find the first round of matching at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

In addition one can find the listed butler requests at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

>>13746387
In the future anon, i'll keep it in mind.

>>13710677
>>13710680
>>13710687
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

>>13710694
I appreciate your naming suggestions, and those from everyone else. Picking fitting names got harder after the first 30.

>>13692880
MGC Maid Central is unsure of the equipment Kiwi uses. She has however been reported to "fly" through the hallways with a trail of steam behind her.

Kiwi's Dust Destroyers have indeed been sighted lighting objects on fire. But their exact mechanics are unsure, as our experts have not been capable of taking a closer look.

I like your descriptions. Are they from somewhere or did you make them up?

>>13692655
MGC Maid Central wishes you both good luck and a Kiki-tastic day.

>>13681660
Your maid looks at you for a moment, before looking at the now empty plate.

“Master, then what did I eat?”

>>13681669
>>13681679
Giving your maid no chance to react, you quickly force her on all fours. Revealing your member you force it in her mouth and start pumping.
Before your maid fully registers what is happening she gives out a yelp as your hand comes down on her butt.

After it looks like your Kiki is about to vomit, you cease and push your maid to the ground. Giving her no chance to recover you remove her surprisingly wet panties and shove your spit lubricated member in her ass in less than five seconds.

The resulting mix of a squeal, scream and moan that followed was sure to woken the neighbours.
But it wouldn't stop till you had released your seed into her no less than six times. four of those with the aid of a little venom, for the both of you.

At the end your maid clearly burned off all those calories from your pie, and you were sure that the now wet and panting mess that remained of your cute maid would never do that again.

That is, till you find three new fresh pies on the table a week later.

She likes it rough ending.

>>13681664
And so you your Kikimora maid was force fed many pies a day, with a goal to turn her in the greatest Sumo Kiki alive.

Two months and lots of pies later, you now have a busty maid sporting D cups, an ass to kill for and nice and thick thighs.

Turns out your maid has all the right genes, causing all that extra weight to go to the right places.

Your dreams for a Sumo Kiki shattered in pieces and carefully dusted way, you now have a hot maid with an addiction to pies in the house.

But, perhaps this isn't so bad?

Pie ending.

>>13632095
MGC Maid Central has accepted your request form and shall attempt to match you in the near future.

>>13632157
>>13632180
>>13632208
>>13632209
>>13632223
>>13632246
>>13632265

MGC Maid Central has in addition also recorded these forms. However please be aware of the long processing and matching times.

Please remain patient.

This will take time, weeks up to a month or more. But I won't forget, and profiles will slowly pop up. So patience is appreciated.

>>13632195
MGC Maid Central has a butler training course, which has proven to be quite popular. In addition MGC Maid Central occasionly lists new requests for butlers from Mistresses. These are ussualy received quite well.

If you wish to view these in the archives, then please follow the following link:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

Is pastebin broken for anyone else?

>>13554084
>>13554092
>>13554098
>>13554104
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier listed profiles can always be viewed by butlers and potential butlers in the archives. These archives can be found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

In addition, any Masters and potential Masters wishing to view the archives containing all previously matched maid profiles can do so at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

>>13554126
See above

>>13554115
No, all 36 previous requests have been fufilled. I've been doing all mistress profiles on the go. If there's something you want to see you are free to ask. I'll make a note of it and probably do it later.

>>13553483
>>13553379
>>13553309
>>13553371
Noted. No timeframe but they are next up on the list.


>>13553308
I'll probably do a few more mistresses first before doing some maids.

>>13543664
>Kiki art I don't have yet.
Why thank you anon.

For your answer: Their profile states that they can somehow sense exactly what a man needs. I'd assume that they use the same way to find the perfect husband for themselves. After which they simply move in and do their thing.

Though in the harsh world of MGC their would likely band together in maid centers.

Their father would probably be somoene to look up to. The mother would in most cases have led her husband to be a succesfull member of society. So they would use him as an example. In other not so succesfull cases they use him as an example of what not to become.

>>13509761
The cute Kiki dutifully nods. Yet she seems confused and asks you why you would to piss on his ashes when you could just go to the local cemetery and piss on your father and his Wisp there.

>>13509769
You end up cleaning the mess with the Cute Kiki and teaching her how to cook a proper breakfast. This results in a very happy little Kikimora and delicious meals as the little Kiki turns it into her hobby, becoming quite the little chef.
Good job anon!

>>13509771
And thus a cute Kikimora is left out in the cold, hopefully to be found by a better Master.

On an unrelated note, her previous Master discovers a devil bug infestation in his mansion not long after. Surely a man who hates Kiki's must love filth and thus Devil bugs?

>>13509772
And thus the cute little Kiki learns how it is to be loved on the spot and 8 more times throughout the day. She grows up into quite the peverted maid, always tempting her Master.
Lewd anon!

>>13481517
But anon, I don't have a favorite Monstergirl/waifu. Kikimora's have a special place in my heart though.

>>13474512
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>>13474528
Am I the only one that's here purely because of the cute Kikimora's and adorable Wurms?