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>>45658366
could be worse

There will be U-18 Pekora fans at her concert

Remember when Pekora played a kusoge horror game

What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Pekoland Mortars?
The Pekoland Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Nousagi Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Pekoland Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Usada family.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in the Candy Kingdom and goes by the name "Himemori Nanora Luna".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD and acts like a baby.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Nousagi.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Nousagi would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Oyakodon call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Pekoland War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Nousagi lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Shiranui Flare. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Pekoland Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE PEKOLAND ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the PEKOLAND ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Taotao, just barely, when one Taotaotian denizens put a stop to a CEO OF SEX, a PURE incarnation of SEX and a DEVIL who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE CANDY KINGDOM, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag?
WHAT! You afraid the kenzoku in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

>Oyakodon, literally "parent-and-child donburi", is a donburi, or Japanese rice bowl dish, in which chicken, egg, sliced scallion, and other ingredients are all simmered together in a kind of soup that is made with onions sauce and stock, and then served on top of a large bowl of rice

>>43541488
Like this?

pekora is just japanese peewee

Calcium calms you down.

>>42953313
HERO OF THE CHILDREN?????

will pekora watch argentina/croatia tomorrow?

HERO OF THE CHILDREN

Pekopi...

>>40710560
>>40710602
What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Pekoland Mortars?
The Pekoland Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Nousagi Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Pekoland Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Usada family.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in the Candy Kingdom and goes by the name "Himemori Nanora Luna".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD and acts like a baby.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Nousagi.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Nousagi would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Oyakodon call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Pekoland War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Nousagi lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Shiranui Flare. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Pekoland Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE PEKOLAND ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the PEKOLAND ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Taotao, just barely, when one Taotaotian denizens put a stop to a CEO OF SEX, a PURE incarnation of SEX and a DEVIL who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE CANDY KINGDOM, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag?
WHAT! You afraid the kenzoku in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Pekoland Mortars?
The Pekoland Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Nousagi Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Pekoland Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Usada family.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in the Candy Kingdom and goes by the name "Himemori Nanora Luna".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD and acts like a baby.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Nousagi.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Nousagi would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Oyakodon call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Pekoland War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Nousagi lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Shiranui Flare. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Pekoland Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE PEKOLAND ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the PEKOLAND ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Taotao, just barely, when one Taotaotian denizens put a stop to a CEO OF SEX, a PURE incarnation of SEX and a DEVIL who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE CANDY KINGDOM, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag?
WHAT! You afraid the kenzoku in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

Ahahahaha imagine having an oshi who's lactose intolerant.

Has your oshi influenced your lifestyle in anyway?
I drink a lot of milk now because of Pekora, I go through like 2 gallons a week.

>>38316747
Every stream my oshi does is worth watching. You should have one too

Have you ever bought a game because of a holo?
All these pokemon streams are making me want to get the remakes

This is your imouto for the day.

（ぶんぶんちゃ）×4

みんなお待ちかね　ぺこらっぷ
準備はできている？　hurry up！

3Dも遂に登場　自己紹介をどうぞ
名前は「兎田ぺこら」ぺこ　寂しがり屋とetcetera.

バニーガールの芸人？
アイドルとしての精神！

HIKAKINの兄はSEIKIN
触れてしまうよ逆鱗

魅力的でしょ？このボディー
可愛いでしょ？このフェイス

よだれだらけのガールアンドボーイズ
おいしくないよ　ぺこらのもも肉

こんなぺこらをどうぞよろしく
これからも刻むぜぺこらストーリー！

（ぶんぶんちゃ）×13

ぺこらストーリー！

Peko!