/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23186438
>mfw realizing >>23186410 is drooling that stuff

>>16946491
You could say that bloke is getting moolested

>>14487796
>Look up grapsnek stories
>A good number of them fall under the categories
>Ero
>Sweet
>Heartwarming

>>14257292
>This voice with a monstergirl cake
>While giving me headpats and making me blush and calling me a good boy
Looks like I have to fap again.

>>14218851
Just think of it. To be captured from your home and thrust into a dark castle! To meet the cold and aloof mistress and told that she's had he eye on you for a while you were chosen to be her manservant! Being with her, helping her throughout the day and getting to know her well. Having her bite into your neck and feel your body shudder in unworldly pleasure as she drains your blood in the ultimate act of intimacy! Seeing her grow more fond of you as time goes on, her cold shell starting to show cracks. She attempts to get closer to you, asking you about your life, eating dinner with you, even allowing you to bathe her and e her marvelous porcelain body! then of course, as your transformation to incubus continues , she'll allow you access to her bedchambers, where she will teach you the art of truly pleasuring a woman. By the time you are a full incubus, you'll be married and have a beautiful wedding and live in the castle and have darling children and live happily ever after!

>>14193610
Yeah but imagine the roar of a 502 HP engine as your Goobis mechanic sits her mofu mofu hole onto your gear stick during driving. The fucking nitrous boost would get you arrested in no less than three MGCs

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>>14172251
>You will never be Paladin-kun, object of Homolust Fujoclops' doujin series "Paladin x Dark Knight"
>She will never get terrified when you show her just how much ANIKI you really are, dressed only down to your glistening abs and helmet
>Your eyes are flames as hers drift down to your groin, the loincloth raising
>She 'awawawas' and looks back at her doujin, trying to recall the name of your weapon
>It's in big bold otaku lettering, courtesy of Seaweed Kejourou
>[SWORD OF KINGS: EXCALIBUR]
>She looks back over and furiously blushes, it's standing at full length and ready for combat
>She's stammering about how you're off to slay the crinkled cavern of Dark Knight's domicile with your sword at hand
>Gives a small yip when you throw her against the wall, tearing at her stockings and pushing her panties to the side, exposing her slick lips and the rosebud of her anus
>Toy with her and press Excalibur's tip to her anus, she's freaking out saying that paladins can't slay monsters like this
>Your eyes blaze out of control, the battle aura almost palpable
>Across campus, the chuuni Lilim in class begins to schlick furiously
>She's fucking tight, her warm flesh yielding after you press into Fujoclops' lips, feeling her arousal and body heat all around you
>She says something about how she can feel you bending inside of her, and cries that it hurts
>Ignoring her, you pull nearly all the way back and thrust all the way inside again, kissing near her cervix
>She explodes in rapture, her knees nearly giving out until you grip her tight and begin pounding into her for another ten minutes
>The sounds of flesh slapping and sex can be heard all around the hallway, a small audience gathering outside
>She's asking you why you're doing this
>You tell her to show her the ultimate; To make a child
>You grip her tight as you unleash your EXCALIBUR's attack into her womb, filling it with your seed
>She cuddles against you, holding her doujin tight
>Can love bloom?

>>14169555
Oh-hoho.

>>14090722
Yes

>>13980714
>Raping and scaring harpies

>>13964604
>Butt-fucking and intercrural
>On such short notice too
Monorus, you shouldn't have.

>>13771919

Try holding with both hands.

>>13703402
>"We are not figure..."
Dang, lewd!!
They must certainly know their customer base

>>13674287

I made it just for you, Anon.

>>13650104

I want to write a short where a Mindflayer absorbs the brain waves of her victims to become a better wife for her husband, essentially eating their thoughts and brains in a less gruesome way.

>>13643654

Slime Queen, Dark Slime, Bubble Slime, and a Shoggoth. All intermingling, all of us melting into a pool of combined feelings and tactile sensations until the borders between flesh and mind become nothing more than just that, a fictional border.

I want to melt inside a Slime pit

>>13572225

This is exactly one of my fetishes for whatever reason. I want to bury my face into my chubby MG waifu's crevasse between her pussy and anus after she's been working out at the gym to the point of profusely sweating and tiring herself out. Only to slurp and sip at the licentious mixture of her salt's sweaty tang and the lewd juices flowing from her eager pussy.

It'd also be extremely fun to do it in front of the /fit/ monster girls because they know damned well that sex is the best kind of cardio, and would probably get beta max levels of jealous, having to watch as I split my waifu's spats down the middle, showing off her puffy and soft labial lips.

Hell, sliding your dick into that soft and moist hole of hers would be not unlike dipping it into something with the consistency or oil, her small yips and moans of excitement of being dicked in public only making it sweeter. Then you can tease her with the idea of "We can't let you lose all this fat just yet, imagine how soft and tubby you'll be with our baby growing in you".

It'd be like the most amazing silent, but public orgasm ever.

>>13539690

>MFW getting facesat by a Lilim
>MFW managing to gird myself enough to throw her off me given they're not exactly physically strong
>MFW grabbing her spadetail and giving herself a paizuri with it
>MFW shooting all of her triple cream wet dream juices over her as if she just had the biggest train ran all over her
>MFW succumbing to the almighty Mamano Mana and fucking the sticky love-juice slathered Lilim
>MFW you will never make Druella jealous by fucking one of her sisters like this and making her howl like a Slaaneshi slut even without the pleasure runes

>Decide to roll 3 D6 using Random Page and shit from the MGE as well as anime personality stereotypes and smut relationships
>MFW end up rolling Mayadere Girtablilu Oneesan
>MFW I like it with the boots on

>>13499327

>TFW watching the fabric of the bikini dig into Chubby Alp Senpai's pussy
>She's getting all embarassed by that fact
>TFW later on you're having mind blowing tantric sex with people nearby, with Alp Senpai yipping and moaning into her mouth
>Your dick just sliding in and out of her virginally tight and wet Alp hole, made even more deliciously illicit by the potential of being caught
>TFW filling her for the upteenth time this week with your seed, whispering a mantra of "get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant" to yourself

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>>13460943

I can't help but feel like there's some kind of conspiracy afoot to drive me out of inaction and actually write something.

>>13461708

>Implying a Lamia can compare to a Mermaid
>Implying Horsepussy can compare to a Mermaid
>Implying you wouldn't want Mero to smother you in a kiss while she feeds you oxygen and takes the initiative underwater, slipping underneath your t-shirt and pressing her contrastingly cool body to yours
>Implying you don't want her to hug you even tighter with her ventral fins and slip you into that slick, moist dolphinpussy of hers without even that much effort
>Im-fucking-plying you don't want to be jerked around as Mero swims with you lodged inside of her, milking every last bit of milt in your human dick to fertilize her roe
>Implying you don't want to take the initiative with the tragedy freak on land and fuck her senseless since she can't really move as well as she can underwater
>Implying dolphin levels of pussy and natural lotionplay don't make Mero the second or third best girl in KC's harem on a sexual level, personality not withstanding

>>13403493

>TFW getting shackled to an altar by the Sabbath followers
>TFW offering you as a sacrifice to Mother Goat
>TFW having a Baphomet lather herself up with oil and gliding her front all over yours, giggling when you get a hard-on
>TFW having her slide her nubile and youthful vulva all up and down your shaft, drenching it in her own bodily fluids and lotion
>TFW getting belittled by Baphomet-chan as she does this
>TFW the tightest of tight pussies "eating" you as you can't do anything about it
>TFW Bapho-chan wants to cuddle afterwards, refusing to call you anything but "onii-chan"

>MFW I can hear the Sabbath calling me due to being the faggot that did unclean things to a fox
>MFW the bliss of Baphomet intercrurals

>>13348306

>Being an enabler