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>it isn't going to lick itself

>> No.34151345 [View]
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Alright bros I need help
>be me
>need job
>apply for the only play hiring at the Mamono Mall, Sabbath Chic
>they specialize in loli clothes and fashion
>get hired pretty easily
>not a loli guy but it couldn't be that bad
>hit on constantly by the customers
>for some reason they think it's perfectly ok to run out of the dressing rooms naked when things fit
>they jump up and down on my leg and want me to tell them how proud I am that they picked out clothes all on their own
>it's literally company policy so I have to oblige
>had to tell customers multiple times that just because there's one of those massage chairs outside, that doesn't mean we have some secret massage parlor in the store
>didn't stop one cheeky witch from oiling herself up and going prone on the countertop while winking at me
>coworkers just as bad
>want me to carry them piggyback around the store
>always stripping down hoping that I would ravage them in the breakroom like in their zipangese porn cartoons
>have to give them all a little kiss before leaving each day
>they all call me darling now
>these lolis even stow away in my car and ambush me at home
>bapho manager gets on to me the next day for making the little witch cashier sleep on the couch while I locked my bedroom door
Should I quit? Are there other jobs with less bullshit out there that are easy to get into? Where do you guys work?

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