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Treating your ancient bapho wife like a child.

>Smoking
>Hey!! Cigars are not for children, put that down!
>Take cigar from her paw and snuff it out.

>Drinking
>Hey [bapho name], you're too young to be drinking!
>Take drink away and hand her apple juice.

>Dessert
>No! No cookies from the cookie jar until after you've eaten you peas.
>Place the jar on the top shelf in the cupboard.

>>31901104
Gonna become Bapho-chan's big brother.

If that doesn't pan out, I'll make a go at Runya. And if that fails, I'll go for one of her ratas

>>23088020
That pic has so much wrong with it that it's hard to wank my 2 inch penis to it. And having such a small dick it's already hard me to do so. Please understand my plight!

I was thinking more along the lines of a cum-covered, mindbroken, ahegaoing Runya too

>>22542794
This screams of lonely bapho begging for anyone to show up on her doorstep and confess their love to her

>>22530800
Initiating transfer of excess mana to ass, hips and thighs!

>>22150597
Bueno

Need me a bapho for my two inch dick

>>21095769
That is entirely far more power than any one Baph should have.

>>20975747
Nothing, friend. Nothing. Just ignore it.

>>20839864
>that image
You like living dangerously, don't you?

>>20652193

>I'm 320 years old and what is this?

>>20510733

>>20456061
Ropu and Runya are pretty damn great but I've always loved regular Bapho-chan.

>>20336111
I hope you aren't implying they wouldn't all be good little sisters by default. I want to sit Runya in my lap and brush her hair while she drifts in and out of sleep.

>>20277936
That tells me nothing, anon.

>>20218994
Older and inexperienced.

>>19899321
They like having a "big brother," but older by how much is never really specified. It's mostly that relationship style of being doted on that they like moreso than a strict age difference.
>a baphomet for which the "big" in "big brother" refers instead to what he's packing

>>19795842
Damn, Vadaboob is on a roll.

>>19752558
A baphomet lich?

>>19062418
>Dicking the sabbath scouts
>Not going after the troop leader instead
You got your thinking all wrong anon

>>18880124