/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Hellor? Is this the Watson Detorctive Agency? I'mma Coach Z, and I was wanderin' if I could hire yas to try and investigate where my life went wrang...what? Whadda mean you're not a miracle worker?"

>"Hello? Mori! Track o Trout! it's me, Coach Z! Hey, do you want to hear aboot some of my old hip hop halloween costumes? like one year I dressed up as Andre 3000! I never felt so fresh and so clean, clean! what? whadda mean that's creepy! since when is Outkast creepy?! oh, it's just creepy when I say-ah dang, she hung up on me again."

>"Hey Mori! Calliorpe Mori! It's the Coach Z! Finally, someone let me outta my cage and gave me some Lowjinxerol! Now We can finally do that collab on your new track and-what? Your PC died? wait, now it came back to life, shot it self and then exploded, just from hearing the sound of my voice! Aww jeez, I done it again..."

yes I did make this post because the new Halloween toon came out

>"Hellor? is this Gura? Listen, I don't wanna give out my name or anything, but I am gonna tell ya that the guy in blue is actin' pretty susportious and-what? you're blue? aww geez, this is worse than the time I flashed my lights at that hoopty fulla gangsters!"

>"Hellor? is this Mori? It's me, Coach Z! Did I ever tell ya about the time i dressed up as Kool Mo Dee? of the Treacherous Three? ...Hellor? Aww geez, She hung up again."

>"Hellor? Is this the Watson Detorctive Agency? Hey, it's me, Coach Z! Me and the boys were gonna partake in some games of chance and was wanderin' if you'd like to join us! ...what's that? Restrain' Order? Aww geez, I'm goin' back to the clink, ain't I? Welp, 3 squares a day!"

>"Hellor? is this Mori? Have you considered covering some of my previous works? I'm sure you could do a pratty dope cover of "These peoples try to Fade Me" or-Hellor? aww crackles, she hung on me again."

>"Hellor? Is dis Hololive? I heard ya got some openins' for new talent and I think the Coach Z would be perfect! I can freak, I can flow, just give me a chance to do a hip-hop dance! What, Dad? No, I'm not talking to myself. Yes, this phone is plugged in!"

>"Hellor? Is this Hololive? I heard you had a rappin' forx and I was thinkin' maybe She could do a collarb wit' me on my next album and-Hellor? Hellor? Aww geez I hope they don't send the cops after me again..."

>"Hellor? Is dis the watson detortive agency? Yes, I'd like you to investigort why Coach Z hasn't been reaped yet. ...What, you say Mori refuses to come to Free Country, USA? ...uh huh ...uh huh... yeah those are all pratty good reasons to stay away, but she's got a jorb to do, man! ...hellor? Aw geez, I'm gonna spend the rest of eternity in the clink, aren't I?"

>"Hellor? Is that Shork girl? The one what with the million subs and the good singin' voice? I'm gonna drap a new track and I was thinkin' it'd be be dope if ya sung the R&B break!...Hellor? Dad? No, I'm not talking to myself. Yes this phone is plugged in!"

>"Hellor? Is dis that Ina girl from Hololive EN? the one what with the floating book and sorch? I was wanderin' if yous wanted to join me in makin' one of them horrorcore rap groups, we could have names like 'Coach Z'gor Mortis' or 'Ina'sanity', jus' let me knorw!

>"Hellor? I'd like to try and apply for a position... previous jaerb experience? well uh, I was a janitor, a coach, oh and I won 4 tony awards! and I once hopped on one foot with chewing gum on my face singin' the bumblebee song!"

>"Hey, is dis that Cat Alien? oh, you're a forx? sorry 'bout that, but uh, I was wanderin', if you'd like to come over and try some of my famous Sog Dogs? I cook 'em using hydroelectricity! and by that I mean I just turn on the lacker room showers...hellor? aw geez she hung up."

>"Hellor? is dis that rappin' bunny? I'm Coach Z, and I was wonderin' if we could cut a number 1 jam together or-hellor? hellor, hellor? I guess I fargot to pay my bills again this year..."

>"Hellor? Yes this is Coach Z. Watson Detective Agency? You want to ask me a few questions?! Okay, I admit it! I'm actually Damp Towel Man, and his mild-mannered alter ego, Dan Towelm'n! It's my duty to collect damp towels from all over the Galazy and-what's that? ...oh, I just use a lotta mouthwarsh."

>"Hellor? Is this the line for talent auditions? I'm Coach Z and I can freak, I can flow, I can freak and flow...and if ya just give me a chance, I can even do a hip hop dance! and I'm not so bad wit a mop... I uh, I just really need a jaerb"

>"Hellor? Is dis the number for NenePro? I'm uh, wanderin' if you're lookin' for a Janitor to help clean your arfices. Coach Z's pretty handy to harve around and I'm not a bad rapper either! I'm da Rhyme Janitor, wringin' out my mop and sprinklin' wack MCs with my sarwdust pile! Eh? Yes, I can wait."

>"...Dis hold music sounds a lort like a dial to-aw, crackles."

>"Hellor? Is this that Rappin' Sheep? I'm Coach Z, I was wonderin' if Iwe could do a guest spot on one of our next jams! like, you could drap some dope rhymes on my next track, or I could do do a feature on your next jam or uh-Oh, Dad! No, I'm not torkin' to myself again!"

>"Ey, Mori! It's me, Coach Z! I was wonderin' if I still had time to drap a dope remix of your track! What's dat? You wanna collab on a remix of my dope track? Wait... is dis The Chort? That's not funny, messin' wit an old man like that."

>"Hellor? I have some jorcy info that Biscuit Dough Hands man is the guy who lorked the chicken's memersharp perst!"

>"Hellor, is this the Watson Detortive Agency? Yes, I'm an Anornymous tipster with some dirt on the local KFP, I think they might be using some doo-doo meat in their chicken."

>"Yeah I've got thae stuffinged ham and the candied yam and-what's that? Mori, you wanna come over? oh, Mom! No, I'm not eating alone. yes this phone is plugged in!"

>"Hellor? is dis the KFP? I got an idear that'll rocket ya to the borttom of the BET Charts! The Coach Z 100% Burger! and every burger comes wit a free bottle of mouthworsh! ...Hellor? hellor?"