/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Commas are important.
>Let's eat out, Miss Haku!
VERSUS
>Let's eat out Miss Haku!

Know how commas work. It could save your virginity!

tall haku + smol anon

>>46223534
People called Monsters they go to the house!?

>>45926411
My cow says you're wrong.

you see, when someone calls a monster a 'cow' it is a play on words you see.
you traditionally 'milk' a cow by the udders, and in the same way, a female's mammaries can produce milk if stimulated.
therefore, by logical deduction, when referring to a woman as a 'cow' you are drawing attention to her breasts - most likely to be quite large and worth of note.

>>45131237
CALL THE SCHOOL MASTER

Remember if you get raped in the wild to take your feral monster wife to miss haku's lessons.
She won't make her any less of a beast in bed, but she might be able to teach her how to count to 3!

>>44600797
Made me laugh anon, ty
Have a smart cow

>Good jon on the test, retard-kun.
>F? Yes, that stands for...fantastic.
>sigh
>Come here and drink some more of my milk, please.

>>43205409
I graduated over 2 decades ago and she needs to threaten to cut off my testicles if I can't fuck her long or hard enough.
I need to be scaroused beyond rational thought.
I mean, I don't wanna actually lose my junk, but you always gotta take a woman who says that kinda thing seriously if she's got bolt cutters or is a snek.

>>43081525
's OK, happens to the best of us.

>>41351825

stop, get some help. and go back to school

>>40511250
she can play with your body as you sleep

As a concerned parent, this needs to be addressed! My son was in class yesterday, when another child began fake-crying like a baby. I was told the "front of the teacher's shirt got wet" but "nobody splashed her with anything." The teacher was so embarrassed she dismissed herself and told the students to self-study. Apparently this is a reoccurring "prank" used to end lectures early! Is this the kind of monster we want teaching our children? One who can't even hold in her own breastmilk?!

>>36777749
being a teachers pet

>>34947983
Teacher needs to see me after school

>>26105930
Where's the gun edit Anon when we need him?

>>24753429
You have to stay after school with Miss Haku.

>>24103583
It helps if she's a teacher herself.

>"farther" is an actual, physical distance, "further" is an intellectual construct, "father" is what you'll be soon~

I want Hakutaku sensei to keep me chained naked under her desk during school hours!

>>20584035
>I wonder why she’s still single?
Rude.