/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17657467
>You will never live a comfy life with your MG waifu in a cozy apartment in MGC
>You will never get into shenanigans with the other couples in the apartment complex

>>17073958
>Be high ranking official or something
>Have tall, strong, blue oni bodyguard
>She's very stoic, and one of the finest bodyguards you've ever had
>Plus she looks incredible in a suit
>After receiving multiple death threats, she insists upon standing guard at your place
>It's a bit awkward because she follows you everywhere you go
>Standing outside the washroom as you take a leak
>As you make yourself dinner
>Eventually night rolls around, you crawl into bed, which is now located temporarily in an old storage room, at the insistence of your bodyguard, for your safety
>You try to sleep but find it difficult
>Your mind begins to wander
>You start thinking of your bodyguard's strong arms holding you down as she rides you
>Eventually your hands begin to wander too
>You close your eyes and think about all the stuff you would let her do to you
>You try to keep quiet, considering she's standing right outside your door
>As you get closer you can't help but moan her name
>Suddenly she bursts into the room
>"Sir! You called my name! Is every..."
>She sees you splayed out nude on your bed, with your hand wrapped around your junk
>Not exactly your finest hour
>She quickly realizes what's going on and averts her gaze
>"S-sir... This is highly inappropriate... I'll just give you your privacy. Sorry."
>She steps out of the room completely flustered
>You can see her shadow from underneath the door
>You awkwardly continue to go at it
>Might as well finish what you started
>After a few more minutes pass the door swings open again
>Your bodyguard enters, face flushed red
>"I can't stand guard with you acting this way. Knowing you're in here doing... That. It's too distracting."
>She throws off her clothes
>Taken aback by her sudden actions, you start sitting up
>She shoves you back down with one of her strong arms and mounts you
>A stupid grin forms on your face
>"This is exactly what you want, isn't it?"
>She pins your arms to the bed and starts violently bucking her hips on your pelvis
>Before long you're an aheagoing mess
>She grins wickedly at you
>"I always heard you were secretly a total slut, but I didn't think it was true. For once I'm glad to be wrong."
>As you both finish she collapses on top of you
>The small room feels a lot warmer than it did earlier
>And smellier
>She wraps her arms around you
>Both of you lay down and silently enjoy the afterglow as you both breathe heavily into each other
>After several minutes pass she breaks the silence
>"I think it would be best that I remain in the room with you, Sir. They'll let their guard down when they see I'm not outside your room..."
>She reaches down and grabs her pistol from her pants on the floor
>"But they won't expect me to be in bed with the one I'm protecting, so they burst in, then bang!"
>She tucks the pistol under her pillow
>"Anyway, I think it would be best if you got some sleep, Sir. I'll be right here to protect you."
>You quickly fall asleep in her arms

What kind of food does your waifu like?

>>16333514

>>16183672
Listening to Tabi No Tochuu, not drinking or eating anything (though gonna throw a pork chop in the oven shortly), just finished playing some ARMA 3, waiting for CoD Infinite Warfare to install.

Thinking of how frustrating ARMA is to play but I still love it anyways.

Time for Oni.