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>>35353961
I do like autism bug.

>>30240445
I wouldn't mind that.

>>19410918
What about them?

>>18876701
What about mantis? They marry their first mate as their first sexual experience awakens the pair bonding instinct.

>>17974573
>in order to even access the area I had to blow a hole into the bottom of a rocket-engine testing area and climb down through the bedrock
>there's a cave with a dead scientist and a dead security guard with a barrel of said goo and one revolver
>other than the hole I made the only way into that cave was through water
>the water path is only accessible from the outside via a ladder
HOW DID THEY
WHAT IS
Black Mesa and Aperture Science with Monster Girls, I need it. While waiting for it I'll mate with an army of Mantis Girls.

>>17770877
>spoiler
Now there's a lovely thought.
Although I'd really like a Mantis with that type of body.

>>16637268
There was actually a time where I was super fond of them, limitedly I don't think about them as much as I used to by they still have their appeal.
>>16637270
I have a winning strategy in mind.

Take off your pants before the staring contest and hope she can't keep focused on your eyes when she could be staring somewhere else.

>>15508355
>Mantis asmr
Mmm, yes. That's the stuff.

>>15269793
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>>15269825
You remain confused at the matter, yet keep going. Clearly you haven't reached her headpat quota yet and that must change.

Therefore you clearly have to keep patting her head. You mindlessly use your other hand to start petting and rubbing her cheek. Perhaps headpatting works on a point based system? Would cheek rubs give extra points? Perhaps only half points as a pat on the head remains the main event.

Deeply pondering these thoughts you are stopped dead in your tracks. The Mantis however does not remain unmoved for long.
>>15269800
As she suddenly removes herself from your hands and starts climbing on your back!

Seating herself on your shoulders, locking her legs around you, she silently starts nibbling on your ears and giving you pecks in your neck.

Clearly, this is your fate now. Anon shall forever carry on his back the mantis of nibbling.

Mmmm~

More kuudere bugs at line 97. Another short update though.

Would a Mantis daughter be a troublemaker or would she obey her mamma when she called, even if it meant abandoning a potential sex partner to another girl?

>>14185343
They're attached at the wrist and fod back along the forearm, see?

>>14092589
Stoic girls look cute when they're sleeping.

>>13913859
Don't worry, anon. She's super careful.

>>13394105
Yes, I have to massage and clean it alongside the rest of her body every day, just before we head to bed.
She ussualy pounces on me and clings to me shortly after i'm done, with faintly blushing cheeks. Oddly she never says anything or does anything more besides that.

Perhaps I should take initiative one day and find out if she likes me.

>>13314781
Follow your instincts, man.

I want to lick the blades.

I want to attempt a peaceful sleep with her. Might be hard.

This goddamn argument every thread.

Can't we just enjoy things like Mantis Girls?

I want to mate with this.

I would sleep with her so hard.