/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15586544
You are too kind anon

>>13499330
odd but i like it

>>13426771
You are my brother

>>13156799
> slime waifu
> just going about her usual slimy business
> creep up behind her
> surprise hug
> "Eep!"
> Explodes in surprise like a water balloon
> Anon is left drenched and dripping with goo, his arms wrapped around empty space
> reconstitutes herself, looking sheepish
> holds out her gooey arms to you
> "Uuuu... s-sorry... try again?"

>>12573131
My waifu would give me a deep, wet back massage to release my tension while asking questions about my day. She would crack a dumb joke or maybe make a pun and it would get me to smirk but then I remember that I'm still mad and start to sulk. She would kiss my earlobe from behind and I would tell her not tonight; not in the mood. Her tentacles would melt around me to give me a nice full body hug. I would soften in her embrace finally letting go. How can I be angry with such a beautiful creature in my life?

I love you and enjoy spending time with you.

>>12510508
Slimy hugs.