/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37820036
>A vampire and undead incubus live for five hundred years and decide they'd like to reincarnate and enjoy life as a regular living thing again.
>Reincarnate as a kobold and farm hand respectively.
>Takes them some time to get used to living as low tier beings after centuries of being some of the most noble and powerful around. Have to repeatedly talk each other out of a suicide pact to "try again."
>Lots of ranting over how these forms must not have been random but rather some kind of joke on Hel's part.

>>35017420
Then I'll taunt their single daughters by going for a hard run and flaunting my sweaty body in front of them

>>21748901
>"I can't fuck him, he's my brother!"
>coward
>I'm sucking my brother's dick right now, you're seriously missing out
>Just imagine him as your childhood friend
>rape him enough and both of you will like it eventually
>You can't just rape him! You have to confess your love to him and if he tries to deny your love then you rape him
>Is he your big brother or little brother?
>If you're not fucking him can I have him?
I feel like most monsters would be forced to as the thought of having their brother spend more time with another monster would break their heart

kobolds need love