/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>you and Polka have been married for a year now
>you were expecting your first child sometime december, but when her water breaks, you know today will be the happiest day of your life
>the midwife rushes to your house while you hold polka's hand, the contractions making her noises weirder than usual
>she is screaming out some absurdist rakugo play as your firstborn finally sees light for the first time
>to your and the midwife's shock, your newborn daughter is wearing a ringmaster's outfit, and immediately stands up
>with a twinkle in her little eyes, she pulls out a baton from god knows where and starts calling out names
>despite looking like a normal pregnancy, a full troupe of fennec babies leaps an somersaults out of Polka's vagina, while she laughs all the while
>when she's done you have 6 little fennec babies jumping and juggling around the room, the midwife having been reduced to a babbling mess by the sheer absurdity of the situation
>finally, with one last push, Polka gives birth to a steaming-hot pie and without missing a beat throws it square at your face
>tired, but smiling, she flips on her stomach and raises her butt up, spreading her custard-dripping clussy for you
>"Want a repeat performance honey~?"