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I want to be the star pupil of a martial arts master only to fall to my own dark desires and wander the land, breaking dojos and fucking their students into submission!
I want my childhood friend Wyvern to pursue me relentlessly to bring judgement upon me and save me from myself before I impregnate some Hinezumi!

At this moment I am euphoric, not because my sense of justice is driven by a desire to please some god, but because martial arts have made me the person I am.

>>18149956
We got any Dragoon stories then?

>>14980546
That Wyvern is equipped with some serious ballistics.

>>14546241
Don't, anon. They already make flying awkward and she gets a little sensitive about it.

>>14531397
>How fucked would you be?
Extremely so in all likelihood, but it'd be worth it.

>>14511745
Motherfucker, I will end you!

>>14416290
Well, I wouldn't really say I'm a great knight, but I'm flattered that you hold me in such high regard. Now arm up, soldier! Your first sparring match is in an hour! My partner can be a little rough on newcomers, but' Ill try and get her to restrain herself a bit.

>>14301406
>You will never have a big-breasted, genki Wyvern as your village guardian.
>She will never defeat all kinds of Monster Girls with style, before posing for photos.
>You will never timidly ask for an autograph.
>She will never autograph your pecs and cause you to go 'Kyaa~'

Behold! A Wyvern mount equipped with the latest ballistics!

>>14104246
>you will never live in an alternate reality where Moose wrote Chris to have a big butt instead of big titties
>we will never have art of fat-bottomed Wyverns
Big-tittied Wyverns are cool and all, but I want muh bug booty dragons.

>"YOSH! Let's go Sir Anon!"

Why do Wyverns get the least attention out of all the Dragons?

>>13817435
Not amazingly well, but I know the basics. She'd probably insist that I get good at grilled meats.

>>13716043
Oh finally. You'll probably ignore this and all, but I was hoping you could do a chibi of this as Chris in shoddy armor and a ratty t-shirt scarf daydreaming of herself as cool like the pic.

>Loen will never cuteify this image as Chris in ratty armor and a threadbare shirtscarf imagining herself as cool.
;_;

>>13665250
Does Kamidori not count?

JUSTICE