/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Evil demon is sitting on her throne waiting for the hero to kick down her down so they can have an epic battle
>She imagines how she'll defeat the hero then show him just how much she loves him
>Mages tell her they finally found the hero on the crystal ball
>Demon jumps out of her throne giddy with anticipation to see how close he is
>See he never even left his home village and just settled down there with a nice minotaur on a farmstead
>Demon's blood is boiling at this point then notices the bump on the minotaur's stomach
>Looses it throwing the crystal ball at the wall causing the mages to dive behind a table as glass shrapnel pierces everything
Just a reminder that evil lords need a hands on approach with their future husbands otherwise they risk losing them