/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Wake up
>Take a shower
>Jinko wife realizes I don’t smell like her
>Have hot sweaty sex with her
>Have to go the rest of the day sweaty and smelling like big kot
How do I end this vicious cycle?

>Your fluffy wife wants to hand bake cookies
>Unfortunately she can't kneed the dough with her unwieldy fluffy paws

>>23974082
Wanna wrestle?

>Whenever Jinko waifu is the big spoon she gently bites and licks the nape of my neck while she sleeps
What does this mean?

>>20913583
It's as bad as artists giving a muscle girl a huge fucking dick

>You usually go to the gym during night but feel confident enough to go during day
>Start out your workout at the bench
>Put your earbuds in and play your workout track
>At your third set you hit your max and absolutely destroy it as you get 10 reps
>Wipe the sweat from your brow and take off your earbuds
>You realize that your phone fell out of your pocket and unplugged your earbuds
>You realize that you've been blasting the gym with Eye of the Tiger
>You realize that every Jinko is staring at you
>Some even ask you if you need a spot
>Try to play it off like you meant to do it as you finish your workouts and practically sprint to your car as some Jinko asks you if you wanna shower together
>On your way home you promise to never come during the day ever again
>Vampires and Oomukades are much easier to deal with and are generally as antisocial as you are

How does one break up a fight between two Jinkos before they destroy the house?

I really fucking like Lions and Tigers and Dragons.

I want to like centaurs but people never draw them in ways I enjoy.

I kinda enjoy manticores, but just the art. They're a femdom monster which ain't my thing.

>>17592621
I'd do it

>>16992593
>Jinko stretches before she starts her exercises
>Gets down on all fours and stretches out, sticking her butt in the air like a cat

>>16603302
Muscle jinkos are fine too.

Cat abs!

Hi, I'm here to talk about the Revenge-Rapist Initiative!

>>13764454
Jinko is best werecat.

>>13698657
>you will never have a muscular, buddy-buddy fembro/onee-san Cheshire as your neighbour
>you will never her ogle at her abs, plump breasts, and delicious ass
>she will never bake you delicious apple crumble pies using a recipe from her homeland on fridays after school
>she will never make a wholehearted, albeit possessive effort to keep other monstergirls away from you during estrus season
>she will never invite you into her home, claiming she has a special surprise for you
>you will never be left alone in her living room as she goes upstairs to her living room
>you will never by a deus ex machina, and my lack of creativity and writing abilities, find a tape and place it into her VHS player
>you will never, to your surprise find that she's schlicking into the pie mixture, occasionally adding drops of her own blood as well as the release of her own nectar
>you will never come to understand that her fembro personality was actually a facade, and the Cheshire was yandere all along
Eh.

>>13681189
>implying a Siberian Jinko would ever abandon her children

Don't try and trick me with lies anon, you robbed the cradle in a literal sense.

I'll purchase them off you and bring them back to their rightful moth--

>the adjacent wall explodes in a flurry of debris
>a large shadow of what did it stands in the newly formed doorway
>the dust finally settles before an absolutely livid Siberian Jinko staring at her children comes into view

...Well that's convenient. I won't say it was nice knowing you Mr. Anon but why speak ill of the dead.

>Huge, local delinquent Jinko
>Wears an eyepatch. Has so many scars across her body that you imagine she may have more scar tissue than normal skin.
>Eerily quiet. You've never really heard her speak. Most of her underlings just do the talking for her.
>On your way home one day she suddenly grabs you by the collar and hoists you into the air with a snarl. None of her cronies are around. Just you and her.
>"Territory change. My turrrrrrf nyow."
>"...Excuse me?"
>"Is that a purrrroblem?"
>"N-...no..."
>"Meow, what should I do with knyuckleheads who litter around where there nyot wanted?"
>Your face is getting red. Your lips are twisted up. Your chest hurts. You fight the urge to form a smile.
>"...Stop it."
>It just gets worse.
>"Stop. Laughing. Right. Meow."
>Try not to laugh
>Laugh a lot

Ride the tiger and race for the morning, Y/N?

>>13046136

Go on. You know you wanna.

>>12952894
Undead in general.
Harpies in general.
Werecats in general.
Hellhounds
Lamias in general.

Yep.

>>12902475
Hand over the goods and no one gets hurt.

>>12896538
That's not a Jinko.

>>12881227
Just take Junko home already goddammit.

>>12870787
Short version