/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22641010
Coal turns into shinies! Miner Wurm knows!

>>22383759
Confusion will be my epitaph

>>17300214
TTGL feels like the sort of thing a typical wurm would like.

A Wurm has discovered High Art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA

>>14493905
If /tv/ can Banepost so hard that they crash a plane, and if /a/ can shitpost so hard that Keit-Ai is shat into existence, then surely we can make this reality too.

>>14303339
We need to go bigger.

>>14285962
Keep going. That burn in your muscles your fiery passion trying to burst out of your body.

>>14239903
You're a good drawfag.
I want to see you keep going, just to see how much better you get.

>>14122298
There is a solution to this.

>>13698552
Anything is possible if you ignore common sense hard enough!

>>12995421
>Think

>>12963647
"His pelvis is undering quantum breakdown! It's disintergrating on the atomic level!"
"THAT'S WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR!"

>>12892268
>Floating around in the observation room of your ship, a room that's basically just a semisphere of transparent aluminium jutting out from the hull
>Reading the latest issue of Zero-G Juggs while you wait to enter the next solar system
>Suddenly, a flash of green from outside the window
>You tumble over and push off the "floor" to get a closer look
>Your wurm waifu is out there, tethered to the ship without a suit
>You panic and move to rush from the room, but stop when you notice her tail undulating and spiraling like a ribbon
>She twists to face the ship, notices you, and waves happily
>Her cheeks are puffed up as she holds her breath, frost forming on the edges of her scales
>You can only stare and gape as she joyfully performs all manner of spiralling and twirling dances, coiling around her tether and using it as an anchor for her performance
>Several minutes go by before she shoots you a smile, her face going slightly red, and reels herself back in by the line tied around her waist
>You meet her inside the ship as the decompression chamber opens up again
>Some of her hair is still frozen
> You stare at her
>"HOW"
>"Oh, silly!" she beams at you. "Didn't you know wurms are tough? So, do you want to see how long I held my breath for?"
>You continue to stare at her, as a piece of her hair breaks off against the edge of the chamber entryway and goes sailing off into the ship.