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>Order Star Paladin Christophus Redfield's original knightly oath was to protect Prince Leonis' Virginity as it was his duty to make sure Prince Leonis married and procreated with his sister to continue the Redfield dynasty
>Prince Leonis ended up marrying a Mist Continent woman instead
>Paladin Chris failed his quest
>But his quest was reignited when news of a surprisingly powerful peasant named Ethan fought and killed hordes of Matango Mushroom girls and Myconids
>Now this Peasant named Ethan is the new worthy suitor to fuck Paladin Chris' sister to continue the Redfield Dynasty
>The Chief God wills it
>Yes, including the act of shooting Ethan's actual wife

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>"ETHAN! I SWEAR TO ILLIAS ALMIGHTY I WILL GET YOU OUT OF THERE BEFORE THAT TALL MILF VAMPIRE GETS YOU. I KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS IN THERE ETHAN, ITS JUST AS FREAKY AND MESSED UP AS ALL THOSE TALES YOU'VE SEEN AND HEARD COMING FROM SYLVANIA. BUT DON'T WORRY! YOU WILL BE IN MY SISTER'S ARMS SOON ENOUGH, ILLIAS WILLS IT!"

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>"BROTHER LEON! YOU MUST MARRY ABD CONSUMMATE WITH CLAIRE! DO NOT ROMANCE THE ZOMBIE MAMONO! DO NOT ROMANCE THAT VAMPIRE OR THAT WIGHT! NOT EVEN THAT DHAMPIR! NO- LEON- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? NO LEON DO NOT ROMANCE THAT MIST CONTINENT GIRL!!! YOU MUST MARRY CLAIRE AND CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE! NO LEON, NOOOO!!!

t.Order Star Paladin Chris Redfield

>No hero! You must not romance the zombies! Instead, romance my sister! Good friend Leon has already romanced the Most Continent Lady. Please Hero I beg if you, ranxe my sister to continue the Redfield Dynasty!