/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41715218
You should find a married one's daughter.

>>38102175
Not really, her apophis rival got one so the pharaoh thought she'd look lame if she didn't as well. She doesn't really know what she's doing, and she gets too nervous around her young advisor to ask him for help.

>pharaoh noises

>>35369104
>when she sees your legos

>>34970122
But it says there's 103 anons here!

>>34760559
>happy squeeing

>>34704992
I SEE A NIPPLE

>>33907008
Dummy pharaoh is unexpectedly cute, she has a heart of gold and that's what matters! Besides bodyguard anon knows that his job isn't just about protecting his queen and friend but it gives his life meaning too. Now someone just needs to think of a way to end their endless 'will they/won't theythey will' performance

I just realized how much fun can I have with a pharaoh wife.
like making jews do hard underpaid manual labor.

Earlier it was said that the most epic single species harem would be to have a ancient ancestor harem of every Pharaoh of the dynasty you're descended from and preferably it be whichever dynasty had the most pharaohs. Something I thought of is that it can be upped because I don't see anything preventing someone from being simultaneously a descendant of every dynasty if things lined up just right. For reference, if I read right there were 287 pharaohs across 31 dynasties in ancient Egypt. To accommodate hundreds of ancient ancestor queen wives you'd need to have a city built to house them, their monster girl servants, and their royal treasures.

All hail the Pharaoh!

>>20742451
>Young Pharaoh loses her snake after letting her out at night to hunt
>Is turning the palace upside down to find it
>Sends out all her servants to every corner of her kingdom to find her beloved friend
>Can't sleep, can't eat, can't function without her
>Thinks back to her 5th birthday, the day she was gifted with her own serpent
>She cherished her everyday, played with her and help her shed her scales
>She fed her only the finest grilled mice
>It must be that Apophis, she must be behind her friend's disappearance
>Pharaoh takes a bucket of cold water and splashes it on the Apophis she keeps in her dungeon, washing away the cards she was playing solitaire with
>The Pharaoh rages against the bars practically bending them demanding to know where her snake is
>Apophis stays smug till the Pharaoh gets out the jumper cables and car battery
>Guard runs up to Pharaoh telling her they found her pet
>Pharaoh jumps with joy as she runs with her entourage
>Sees young man holding hands with a red Lamia
>Just stares blankly at the couple before putting two and two together
>Her pet, best friend, the one who's always been with her has turned into a monster
>Almost faints but a cold splash of water from a servant brings her back
>Hugs her former non-monster friend to death before dragging her off to talk about where she's been, not to mention to catch up after all these years since she couldn't talk before
>But is interrupted by her friend
>She's here to tell the Pharaoh that she's married to the man that saved her life
>Pharaoh is taken back by this, how could she get married and not tell her
>Pharaoh tells them that they're getting married again, and this time they'll do it right
>Everyone is invited to this grand display of matrimony, even the Apophis, but she's chained up head to tail
>Pretty soon after the wedding though she starts getting calls from her mother asking why she isn't married yet her pet is, and asking her when is she gonna get grandkids
>Hangs up and blocks the number

>>20734194
Why bother when it's clear who's number one?

>>20672287
My wifequeen.

Alright lads, I’ve just finished up on chapter one of a super-cool, brand spanking new intellectual property.

https://pastebin.com/0Q1XLFwN

Read it or don’t, nobody’s got a gun to your head. You can expect an awful lot more of my amateurish storytelling in the not-so-near future.

>inb4 “smile like cheese”
Very yellow and porous.

>>19866428
>woke

WE WAZ QUANZ

>>18972849
I dont even remember the last time I was intrigued by such a monster girl. I must do more research.

>>18888016
I'd be fun explaining the monsters what Christmas is.
>>18888024
A Necron Pharaoh.

All hail her.

>>18696266
Understandable have a nice day.

RETURN THE SLAB.

>>16392246
Fool, no mortal can bear the touch of Pharaoh's (Strength be unto Her) lips!

>>16329692
>three way buttjobs
You'd need a literal horse cock.