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I wanna become a vampire hunter that uses pure water, garlic, and holy magic to subdue haughty vampires and put Dhampir babies in them

>Get infected with vampirism
>Think nothing of it as there are no male vampires
>Don’t bother curing as it would be a waste of gold
>Meet up with childhood friend
>Finally finished her priestess training so now we can adventure together
>Commemorate this occasion by giving her jewelry I got from a sleeping wight
>Later that night we break all her vows
>Wake up next morning to her complaining about the sun being too bright
>Think she’s just joking and wants to cuddle longer but I notice the fangs in her mouth
>Think I’m going crazy and ask her to freshen up with me
>We both see she doesn’t a have a reflection in the mirror and begin panicking
Why did no one tell me vampirism is an std?

>>22239227
Vampires are literally for bully. They are weak to many things, and they even get bullied by their own daughters.

>>20868047
Vampires are undead built for bully. They are weak to anal, and enjoy losing to Dhampirs and Vampire hunters.

>>20742028
You don't enjoy bullyable Vamps?

>>19105607
Not sure but they get bullied a lot in official material.

I want to find an ancient, melodramatic Vampire. who drones on about the futility of life and the nature of man.

And put a Dhampir in them.

>>16595987
You're the one refusing to acknowledge the Vampires natural state.

>>15899146
I mean, a lot of them have like a bikini bottom or something similar, but undead are straight up asking for it.

I want to flip up a haughty vampires skirt, and tell her how lewd she is for not wearing panties.