/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why is /jp/ so shitty?

>>39236353
Remember to buy the /jp/ pack too.

>>39158472
>>39158572
Pasta for sure.

>>38970175
In which case, you're everyone else's fool, stupid.

そうですね。

Take it easy.

>>27870676

Together, or not together.

These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

You worthless cunts haven't been posting LEGEND enough in Ran threads.

You rang?

>>19866196
The posters Ran out of energy.

>>19073494

This is now a Yakumo Ran thread.

>>18446793
Even though some newer poster consider idolfags to be cancer. There always was some idol threads ever since the beginning. So it is nothing new.

I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am over 900 years old and my catgirl is 18+. I just finished checking the border and my catgirl is home from playing with Cirno and Tewi. I guess this week her hat I knitted for her was stolen or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her danmaku school for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with Yukari before, but my catgirl blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my catgirl and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my little Chen has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my silly hat off. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran-sama, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my catgirl is a cutie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to scream CHEEEEEEEEN to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and shikigami. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and Yukari won't wake up till late and we aren't going to tell anyone".

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my Chen. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their catgirl shikigamis?

Pic very related; that's me and my tails.

>>16470397

>>16399766
This post has multiple plausible interpretations. They are all intended.

>>15865926
She IS 17!..... cubed.

This is now a Yakumo Ran thread.

>>15319853
I think you're kidding yourself.