/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45980673
“Ever had a durian?” “I find they’re too smelly.”
“An acquired fragrance.” She swayed her sweaty tits.
“Then how about some cranberries?” “They give me the shits.”
“Poor you! That’s sad! I hope you had a nurse!”
>”I-I’m a grown man, Mam. One with a light purse.”
>She pouted. “I understand you’re frugal, so I’ll cut you a deal.”
>”50% off. That’s really quite a steal!”
>”You’d take half off?! For a poor guy like me?”
>”The better half too.” She whispered. “That’s my guarantee!”
>I regarded the vendor with a new frame of mind
>She was hot, witty and cunning, but seemed most of all kind
>I’d travelled for too long without a good friend
>But she was eager. She was funny. She had a fat rear end!
>That tail, didn’t scare me, as it did on first sight
>Its reactions to her mood were quite a delight!
>”Fine. You’ve convinced me. I’ll stay for a while.”
>”But I am poor. So before I buy, can I ask for a trial?”
“A sample? You devil! My margins are tight!”
“But for you?” she chuckled, “I’ll give you just one bite.”
>”One bite? That’s good. Something tender, juicy, and ripe.”
>Her snake half circled my legs. “I know just the type ~”
>”I’ve got something special for your sample.” She stared at my nape.
>“For you, my new husband? I insist on grape.”

>>45507853
flip over so now she's laying on top of you
and she's a big girl

snak

>>45309172
spent a while looking for my apophis folder before realizing i'd renamed it to 'evilsnek'

>>45105694
You should blame her previous owner. I'd write her a strongly worded letter

>>45101418
oh no!
anyway.

Man I sure do love serving the pharaoh, I sure hope there aren't any snakes that are planning on overthrowing her

>>34695477
>implying
I'm kind of sad that only my low-effort posts seem to get (you)s

>Big, terrifying and ancient apophis that would be about 9ft tall if she were a human has awakened recently and makes pharaohs far and wide nervous
>Fortunately she is content with being worshiped by her husband
>The lamia cult that has been growing around her is a little concerning though

>Big, terrifying and ancient apophis that would about 9ft tall if she were a human has awakened recently and makes pharaohs and wide nervous
>Fortunately she is content being worshiped by her husband
>The lamia cult that has been growing around her is a little concerning though

DON'T TRUST SNAKES