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>>33187642
Don't attempt to make the vile snow harpies appealing, their villainy must be punished!

>>31168026
But then he takes the risk of being captured by Evil Snow Harpies, a potentially disastrous risk.

Gotta watch out for those villain snow harpies. They'll snatch ya, m8 with ya, then leave you butt naked freezing on the side of a mountain alone.

>>23528361
Snow Harpies are consistently evil though anon, I don't even know what kind of villainy a Snowy Hooter could get up to.

They've got to be as dangerous as a few snow harpies all by their lonesome, the Alpha Predator of chilly birds. Night time in a forest during Winter would be scary as fuck.

Remember, Snow harpies are legitimately dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.

Lest you fall to the fate of those lost in the icy mountains.

>>22532111
Their time is coming anon, the evil will soon be upon us.

They're evil. As in the mountains are patrolled by Yetis, White Horns, and Glacies by order of the Ice Queens because snow harpies will abduct and mate with you before ditching your nude ass in the middle of a freezing snow laden mountainside.

Outright evil.

>>21483554
No it doesn't.

Now if we're talking real villainy than it's got to be Snow Harpy.

Little known MG Facts:

Snow Harpies are considered "evil" in that they take no permanent mates and will leave their kidnapped prey upon the mountain when they are finished with them. If it weren't for the due diligence of White Horn's, Yeti's, and the ruling region's Ice Queen human men might be lost to the snowy mountain wilderness's during their breeding season.

>>20712857
>>20712914
>not getting a green house
>not wooing the fabled chilly mounded alaraune

Sure you'd have to brave those horrible snow harpies who rape men and leave them nude on a frigid ass mountain to get to her but it would be super worth.

>>19696469
>For 7 months straight there's the same 2 string similar posting style that's almost the exact same time frame apart from one another
>"Nah brah it's not the same guy, you got the wrong guy!"

Nope.

>>19696680
You've never heard of the Red Cross? Or White Mages?

Regardless they're the best Sabbaths on account of working Nightshift, On Calls, Overtime, and all that fun.

I could go for some cold right about now.

>>18908577
>>18908579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ttKJwvFIgw

Reminder that the snowy regions have extremely dangerous snow harpies. Do not approach, check your surroundings at all times, and if captured pray to Eros a Yeti, Yuki, or even snow Ushi-Oni find you before you freeze to death nude on the mountain.

You should surrender to the Harpy Kingdom, it's much better and safer than Spider Kingdom.

>>16554249
Camo anon, camo.

And you have to make sure you never get a boner or anything regardless of what the harpies are doing because they can smell the lust.

Also never attempt to observe Snow Harpies, that's like the equivalent of trying to observe a great white without any kind of protection in open water.

I hear they don't even care if you've been "marked" as a husband, they'll abduct you all the same. Truly the monsters of the monster girl world.

>>16509349
Another victim of the dreaded snow harpy.