/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21490616
This.

>You obviously beat young Pharaoh in sand castle building contest
>Her's was barely half the size of yours and looked like a dragon sneezed on it
>Anubis judge gives the win to the Pharaoh anyway
>You try to object but you get told to stop acting like a child
>She gets an awesome Lego pyramid set, with over 3,000 pieces
>You get an expired gift card to McDonald's
>Pharaoh exclaims she's having a victory party and everyone is invited, besides you, unless you apologize for being a sore loser
>Knowing you're in the right you refuse and are forced to walk home alone as the Pharaoh is carried off by a crowd of her servants cheering her name
>As you make the walk of shame a Apophis from your class walks up to you
>She states the obvious says you should've won and that it was rigged in her favor
>Then she offers to help you get revenge on her and take your spot as the rightful victor
What do you say, Anon?

>>21188263
Noble and regal!

>>20797212
So the first Pharaoh that wakes up would be the most powerful?

>be adopted by Pharaoh as a kid
>it's time to select a bride for you
>"Anon, you are only allowed to marry those of royal blood."
>"But you're the only royalty for hundreds of miles."
>"Oh my, so I am. What a coincidence. Now, what lingerie would you like me to wear on our wedding night?"

>>20766019
I'm not sure.

>>20686096
Just make up your ideal personality.

>>20678790

I love the pharaoh!

>>20571823
Why are desert girls so great?

>>20404302
Oh really?

>>20131477
>tfw you will never get you Pharaoh momster to put one on for you
>"Ara ara, what are you making your mother wear, you naughty boy. But why stop here? 「Let's enjoy our honeymoon together~」"

Gonna refuse arranged marriages and marry my Pharaoh momster

>>20033643

I wish there were more pictures of monster girls in wedding dresses or wedding dress style lingerie

>>19567176
Some smell of expensive perfume.

>>18960689
Pharaoh.

>>18907414
My wife>your wife.

>>18883255
Exactly.

All hail the Pharaoh!

>>18357196

>>18310048
I bet they're beautiful.

>>18230364
Pharaoh > Jiangshi

Queens and stuff