/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Not all harpies are stupei.

It's a very hurtful stereotype.

>>18792012

This birb really wishes she could read.

>>17409059
I don't see why not.

Look, you have to remember your priorities here. People read mg stories for the boner fuel. And the boner fuel is that much more potent if the story describes (You) with your dick being squished between an mg's pillowy chest mounds, rather than a description of how much John Doe is enjoying the experience.

Any self-insertion difficulties that a reader encounters in imagining himself with a strange addiction are a small price to pay for the self-insertion difficulties he *avoids* through second person prose.

t. second-person writefag

>>17183665
She would win me over with just the stuttering alone, but that poem is too cute as well!

>>15568891
I think maybe it'd just be different monstergirls with different sexual tastes.

Like, say he gets found by a crow tengu. She doesn't just want ficki-ficki: geneology counts as foreplay to her. So while an ushi is just "D in V", she likes to cuddle up in the library and have him tell her about his parents and brothers and sisters, and the history of his town, and where his grandparents came from, and what they did, and everything, before eventually sliding into gentle cuddlesex.
If that doesn't make him remember who he is, I don't know what would.

>>15544553
I was being sarcastic, but fair play, I'm stupid for failing to remember that tone does not transmit over the Internet.

TL;DR, machine analysis of prose is literally worthless until AI passes the Turing Test, and probably not even then, because lit quality it's so subjective and contextual.

>>14081306
She probably knows ultima
But she doesn't know any good pick up lines.

Greatest Love.

Crow Love is best love

>>13726655
Of course!

>>13673610
Crow Love is best love

>>13614924
Best Love.
What an awful thread that was.

Crow love is always best love

>>13601331

Of course she is, but just imagine how delightful pressing all of your body weight onto that petite little Kitsune would be as her firm and youthful ass just bounces up and down from you knocking her baby-shitter.

>>13601380

>You will never tease a Jinko with a bag full of yarn
>You will never make fun of her while she chuffs, calling her "cute"
>She will never go full tsundere and deny how cute she can be
>Meanwhile, Polar Bear girl in class just sounds off like a Harley Davidson and gets embarrassed when people actually hear her
>Then this faggot Tengu comes into class reading this book and the Succubus classmates of yours call her a nerd