/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>28129759
Retard.

What sorts of places have you been ravaging your wife? We've been doing it in the nearby botanical garden recently to spice things up. I'm scared of getting caught, but I think that excites her.

>>21123822
Yes, as long as they're eating normal foods. But once the incubus X monster girl mana loop starts, they don't need to eat food, and that means they won't poop as long as they're not eating food.

Certain species don't need to eat food though like alraunes, ghosts, skeletons, etc.

>Create and tend a big, beautiful garden with a troll waifu
>Grow record breaking and award winning melons, pumpkins, tomatoes, and so much more
>One day an alraune plants herself right in the center of the garden
>Try to convince her to leave
>Waifu threatens and gets the weed killer
>As she steps inside, the alraune grabs you and starts to rape you
>Troll waifu rushes out to stop her
>Alraune ties her up with her thick, long, prehensile tendrils
>Proceeds to fuck both you and your waifu into submission
And that's how anon got his second wife!

>>20684325

>>20516863
Pretty sure alraunes don't get pregnant either.

>>20169738
>Alraune are one of the few species that don't gestate their children at any point; instead, impregnation enables them to produce seeds, which they scatter after winter.

How do alraunes develop? Do they just grow from the flower as adults, or do they start as lolis and grow into adults?

>>19740275
>green
But that's what the alraune is for.

>>18478165
>When it grows cold, alraune will close their petals and endure the cold until spring. In this case, an alraune with a man will store up enough nutrients necessary for reproduction and for keeping her man alive by then. While her petals are closed, she keeps having intercourse with the man repeatedly in order to produce seeds.

Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

I just ate a fuckton of edamame. Post plantgirls.

>>13382561
>You will never have a CC Alraune growing in the backyard of the new house you've moved into.
>You will never mow the lawn, trim the bushes and water the plants while she compliments you on your muscles and young, virile body.