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This oni is outta control!

>>33694822
>In the far future an Oni is breastfeeding her baby boy
>She knows he's full when he takes his head away from her nipple to let out a homer simpson burp and promptly goes to sleep

Pets?

Observe, an Oni also has a softer side.

Onis are truly horrific, violent creatures.

>>20169779
Great big anime titties

>>19938848
Suit yourself. Just means more chocolate, mocha and caramel for the rest of us.

>>18955869

>Tall
>STRONG
>But still looks slender and graceful
>Gentle personality

This is an underused type.

>>18889878
It's allergy season, and while her bandit mask is stylish, it just doesn't do the trick.

>>18434854
>>18434986
Hah, you almost tricked me, idiots!

Once you get past the giant metal clubs and violent raping, I'll bet a lot of Oni are gentle sweethearts.

>>18068644
I think he was trying to politely tell you to quit being a yeasty cunt.

I mean I'm a sourpuss around 70% of the time, especially now since I'm really fucking sick, but I don't expect people to like or respect me for it. I generally keep that shit to myself, much like the other 30% of the time, which I spend thinking really hard about thighs and girls with horns.

Don't mistake cynicism for wisdom, mate. It doesn't make you look any smarter. Have a horny girl, on the house.

The black oni has taken an innocent creature hostage! What are our options?

>>17383282
I'd rather be pinned down and ridden gently by one nice onee-san.

>out at the old tavern with some friends, drinking whatever your last dime will get you
>like a cold breeze a tall, gorgeous oni comes in without a sound
>she's dark, luscious, an absolute knockout
>she looks around and takes a seat next to you, despite how much space there is all over the bar
>she orders herself a cocktail, and something about her accent and soft voice makes it hard to pay attention to what your friends are saying
>you decide to make the leap and offer to pay for her drink, she smiles and turns to you
>over the course of the evening she gives you more than one long look at her legs past the slit of her dress, and you notice she likes to touch and grab you to get your attention
>the conversation takes a flirty turn, and when it's time for her to leave she only has to make a little gesture to let you know you're going with her
>you spend a long night together
>the next morning you hear the shower going, and see her computer on in the corner of the room
>unable to resist, you take a look at her tabs
>"how to talk to boys and what they want to hear"
>"how to tell if a guy is interested"
>"body language 101"
>tons of fashion and makeup blogs
>"does sex hurt?"
>you find a picture of a slightly chubby oni with thick glasses and baggy clothes on her desktop
>she's hiding her face and blushing, all clear as day thanks to the camera flash
>taken 2 years ago

>>16767784
Gyarus are just misunderstood.

>>16435073
Same, I just hope mamonobama makes my dick proportionate to her large body

>>16408228

The monster has taken a hostage! The humanity!