/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13771500
>Not braving the rangers wrath to enter Mordor
>Not using your manly vigor and skill to defeat / distract them
>Not escaping their pursuit and being seen as an exceptional male for breeding due to your actions

Think about it, a P'Orc might be content with >>13771504 but I'd be the one landing the Uruk-Hai or maybe even a Caragor.

>>13464124
Call the cops, idgaf.

>>13322116
I'm not even one for petplay, but I'd like that too.

>>13184357
The skin on her lower left leg bothers me a little.
>>13184363
You're better of searching through the boorus, Pixiv, and the /v/ archives. I don't want to derail the thread with some unnecessary Zelda image dump.

>>13089539
Incorrect Anon, they're just very nice.

>>12937452
You can't NTR monstergirls, anon.
That Hellhound will just bounce right back and pelviscerate you anyways.

>Nerdy Orc starts playing Shadow of Mordor
>Starts "trying" to dom her boyfriend with modified Uruk Captain quotes

Ahh yes, the circle is complete once more, a MG thread begins, Orcs pop up, SoM returns and dissipates, then the process begins anew next thread.

MAN SWINE!

>>12888655
>>12888661
I may be 10 hours late but you folks need to understand that those P'Orcs are enemies and are there to fight you.

...You know since it's a fairly direct reference to Shadow Of Mordor and it's baller Captain / Nemesis system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYXBU-HgQ_s Filthy PS4 gameplay instead of PC though.

They usually call you out first like at 36. Also, oh god what the fuck is wrong with that cook Uruk.

>>12888653
I've literally downloaded SoM 3 times now after beating it two of those times.

Shit keeps coming back, I think I'll just leave it on my PC this time.

Something something hope you have a wanderful new year.