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>>45645514
Boop!

I want suck on them beans. Gonna make Mrs Hellwan so annoyed she rapes me on the spot.

Poke the bean
Poke the bean
Poke the bean
Poke the bean
POKE
THE
BEAN

>>44634320
Humans think themselves intelligent and complex beings... yet what happens when they see a pawpad?
Play them like a fiddle and then cut their strings.
-Some manticore

>>44617765
Thinkin about them beans.

>Trade your cow for some magic beans
>The magic beans arrive
>Pic related

Damn danuki, give me back my holst.

>>44199570
Human hands are king when it comes to massages. They can move and press in ways paws can't. Kneading, poking, prodding, making little circles, the list goes on.
True, big paw beans are more turgid than their smaller counterparts, but that just means it's easier to control the pressure you exert on her paws. Ask a monster girl who they would like to massage her. If they don't say their husband, or future husband, then they are lying.
I want to massage a manticore's, hellhound's, or anubis' beans so badly

>>44023835
>>44023873
... And that is when the strength of man failed.
Not pictured here: Anon pays the Bean Price (rape).

Hi all, finished writing my hellhound work

This one is about a young man who ends up having to deliver his hellhound childhood friend her homework. The only problem is that she isn't at home, and he needs to deal with her mom and two sisters. Ngl, it gets pretty horny and has sweaty hellhound sex, if you are into that sort of degeneracy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48469915/chapters/122260510

Also I am taking requests, which I've put details for at the end note of the story.

Thanks for the support last one got.

I want a scary monster to hold me and tell me that I am safe.
And then I want to CONSTANTLY risk ruining that by mildly annoying her at every opportunity.

>>43164060
DO NOT TOUCH THE HELLBEANS

>It's been like three hours
>he's still going
Lord why must we be cursed with the most determined shitposters to exist holy fuck.

>>42917226
No matter what you call them, they are for molesting.

>>42637883
The beans are sensitive, so you must be gentle when fondling them. Don't want to overstimulate them and trigger a QTE

>>42563988
Monsters in general are for messing with. I want to tease and annoy them, I want to provoke and pester them until they turn red with frustration! I want them to pin me against the wall and wipe the stupid smirk off of my face.

>>42511806
beans

>>42490084

>>41350827
Please refrain

>>41326055
>Be newly married anon to a feral hellhound
>The consumation ceremony of being dragged down to level 5 of the dungeon and aggressive rape complete your lawful marriage to the feral beast
>After a few hours anon begins to recover and gain his bearings, it appears she has taken residence in a former nobles quarters from before the cataclysm
>Begin lighting some of the half used candles and begin inspecting your and hers living quarters
>Begin moving some furniture that has blocked off a room and discover a luxurious bathroom with a large bathtub
>Hurriedly you wake your sudden would be wife to show her what you found, amusingly she smirks and humors your desire to bathe her
If anon is gonna have to live in a dungeon with her, the very least she is gonna be cleaned up and not be smelling like a wild beast. Maybe even find her some clothes show she isn't walking around butt naked all the time. One way another it's anon's job to somewhat civilize her.

>>40702708
A human knight that fights a Hellwan barbarian over a few battles, during their final battle they both fall off a cliff and must depend on each other to survive the ordeal both seperated from their sides, the causes of the war slowly cease to matter.

>>40669354

>>40398924
You sure they aren't just humoring you? Letting you "win" so your ego isn't bruised?

>>40342310
ye