/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kissing.
Kissing monsters.
Kissing arachnes.
Kissing arachne spinnerets.

>What's that, son? You want to marry that lowly holstaur farm girl that makes those delicious cakes and has huge tits?
>Nonsense, son! I told you- we're marrying you off to the princess of the Bug Realms! That'll allow us to form a political bond and gain access to their uranium mines!
>So what if she doesn't have huge tits and has weird legs? She's got huge...tracts of land! Marriage for love is such a quaint and outdated notion, anyway.

>>38689568
>Arachnophobia should be encouraged by rape.
Fixed that for you

>>38533698
Forgot image

Webjobs. Imagine.

>>34360414
I'd breed any web spinner.

Is it spider hours?

Spiders should not fight one another, they should join as one, and cover human kingdoms in blankets ob web.

I'm going to twang a spider's web like a banjo until she gets soo frustrated she gets down from it to teach me a lesson personally.

> you've finally worked up the courage to talk to the spider onee-san who's been living in your attic

We will fuck spiders now.

Exploring haunted houses, paying the ghosts a visit! Have a chat with the Arachne in the attic! Sticking around for when the goats to hold mass in the basement!