/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>It's her. Again.
>She's in my apartment while I'm gone for work
>I installed cameras specifically for the purpose of seeing her break into my place
>At first it was harmless, she just kind of wandered around looking for porn
>It's just been getting weirder and weirder over time
>Hiding aphrodisiacs in my food, putting her used panties in my drawer, masturbating on my bed, etc.
>This stupid succ has even called out the window to my neighbors introducing herself as my wife
>In all honesty I wouldn't even be that opposed to it, she seems honest
>That's the thing, I can't find her anywhere
>I have no earthly clue who she is
>She's always gone by the time I get home
>How do you even deal with this sort of situation?

Ohhhh~ is that Anon I spy from my window? What's going on! Come on up, I got something to show you at my place Anon!

Come on anon, just 1 soda couldn't hurt, right?

Heya anon! Funny running into you at your place! Never would have expected to see you here! A-anyways want a Dr. Kiki? Just pulled this one out of the fridge!

Recently the succ next door keeps coming over every night wanting to play board and card games with me. I agree because I think they're are fun, but she adds in a twist. She insists that the loser has to follow one order that the winner gives them no matter what. We've been playing every night so far for the past couple weeks and I've won every single time, and each time she's getting more and more frustrated. Last night she was on the verge of tears it seemed after losing Uno. Works out for me because I've been getting her to go to the convenience store to grab some Dragonia Dew after gametime but I'm hoping she's not getting frustrated. Should I purposely lose to her next time just to make her feel better?