/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>write down 'manticore' on the wife application form
>due to a screw up you got a pink orchid mantis instead
She doesn't say much but you know she's a very good housewife because she has a built-in apron.

>Have mantis maid
>Take seat at dinner table at 8pm sharp
>Food is laid out before me in a split second
>Only see a green, black and white blur
>Finish and same blur clears table
>Go to my bed room for the night to see sheets were remade and pillows perfectly fluffed
>Lay down with the lights on only to be turned of the instant my head hits the pillow
>Few minutes pass but I cannot sleep
>Make request for mantis maid that I can cuddle with
>Mantis maid sheepishly stumbles into room and begs my pardon
>Repeat myself as my normally stoic and unseeable maid blushes madly
>Make sure she removes that stuffy maid uniform for a much more comfortable night gown
>Take role as big spoon as she stifles her short exasperated breaths
>Begin feeling up her body and know what my next order will be

Did someone order a Mantis maid?