/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10709741

Dude, I fucking love kotohime.

She's just fucking hilarious to think about. A princess... who also thinks she's a POLICE OFFICER. Which is so crazy that even the crazy people think she's fucking bent, which is even more hilarious.

Just look at that picture. Imagine her arresting you, and slapping the cuffs on you, straddling you with those long, toned, legs... or imagine her walking into an interrogation room and trying to play good cop/bad cop... except she's playing both roles, because she's batshit.

I fucking love kotohime.

>>10635252

And Kotohime, of course, would be my competition, my bane, and my sometimes grudging employer. GET OUT OF HERE, THIS IS A POLICE CRIME SCENE, and occasionally they'll haul me "downtown," where Kotohime will pour me tea, then as I reach for it flip the table over onto the tatami mats and scream "TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!" before grabbing my shirt, trying to lift me, and then tripping over her dress and tumbling right over my shoulder.

Except for the times we grudgingly team up, and in the heat of battle we betray our mutual, but carefully-hidden respect for each other.

Naturally, everyone else in town will think we're fucking insane.

SHIT SHIT HIDE THE FUCKING SHROOMS

IT'S THE FUZZ MAN

HIDE THE SHIT

HIDE IT

FUCK