/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46202888
She's more nervous about it than you are. Keeps sitting back up every couple minutes to make sure you're not choking or anything.

>>46009161
i think that you will find that *you* are the one who is mad, anon, as i effortlessly deflect your arguments from my throne of pure logic and reasoning
tch... almost too easy...

>>45893271
>oh no, garlic! I'm such a LAME and PATHETIC and DUMB monster I meet my end eating GARLIC BREAD.
lmao

>Vampires?
>Hah!
>Vampires really SUCK
>Get it?
>Cause like, they suck blood (eww), but also they suck in the sense that they are LAME!
post more dhampir

>>45387656
>Why didn't I stop my mother for good? Well, it was a huge missed stake.

>Comfy vampire posting
>AND THEN...

>>44871532
I'd spend the next few hours calming her down and letting her know I loved it while she hyper ventilates over silly things. Gosh what a cutie.

>>44272263
I steal her hat and add it to my collection. I now possess:
>a dark mage's hat
>a sea bishop's weird pope hat thing
>an angel's halo
>a kikimora's maid cap
>a dhampir's very stylish hat
>a lilim's crown
>an amazon's tribal headdress
>a dullahan's entire head

>opens door for you
>tips her fedora
>"m'lord"

I want you to think of your favorite Monster Girl, now picture her as a teenager, what kind of dorky or chuuni behaviors would she have? Or was she just born cool?

>>38106336
Of course anon. Here's a 100% human girl, just for you! She's nice, loves fellow humans and is handy with a sword as well! Just make sure to not get cut in front of her, she, um, uh... She isn't good with blood. Take great care of her, OK?

How do I escape the schemes and politics of immortal vampires with way too much time on their hands, and those cringy might makes right dhampirs who keep trying to challenge me to a duel to the “death”, while keeping my sweet castle I inherited?

Remember to report all dhampir sightings to the proper authorities, dangerous rebels will not be tolerated.

>>34512579
>Elizabeth Von Adamescu III
Her real name is Lilly Marie Adams, but edgy dhampir felt that wasn't classy enough, so she tried to give herself a fancier name

Dhampirs tapping into their monster powers during duels is cheating

>tfw your mom will never zombify forcing you to move in with your vampire family friends so dad can focus on wighting her
>tfw you will never jump out of a stage coach and greet your new dhampir step sister
>tfw you will never beat your new step sister in a duel because she's still half human
>tfw you will never turn her werewolf best friend into a hellhound
>tfw you will never bully her in public causing her to lose even more friends and become a loner
>tfw you will never steal her first kiss and confess your love towards her
>tfw you will never secure the vampire estate by marrying her and live the rest of your life in the lap of luxury

>>21312247

This thread is dead, it needs a hero to slay the creatures of the night!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9D-YI7B1QU

>>20139769
Dhampirs: A Study of cute girls with mommy issues.

>>19466741
Those kinds of Dhampir are always followed around by Castlevania music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNib8qvuvpE

>>18818388
Is there a playable Dhampir?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9D-YI7B1QU

Dhampirs are for rescuing you from their mom's spooky castle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi4Gq9KDHIw