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>Watching late night T.V
>The time when just infomercials come on
>Suddenly a Tanuki appears, next to a comically large doll box, complete with that plastic window so you can see inside.
>Inside the box, is a slightly confused looking zombie, but she seems happy to be there
>The Tanuki starts talking
>" Do you desire a care-free life? Do you want to have a loving wife who commands powers beyond your reckoning? Do you love a montage?"
>"Then, with just two easy payments of 99.99, you too can buy your Grow-Your-Own-Wight kit!"
>"Just give this little corpse all the loving she needs, and she'll pay you back ten fold when she's a superpowered goddess! It's also, like, gap moe, cause you would have given it to her!"
>" Please call now, operators are standing by!"