/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34754864
>slow
Of course not, 'yips are extremely well adapted to a life as ambush predators. They've held that niche for what could be millions of years. Remember that next time you try to make fun of that eternal virgin that hangs out in the swamp making weird noises to herself

>>29676276
surely we can come to some sort of middle ground here
god i so desperately want a bunyip wife who alternates between shy autistic mumbling while we cuddle and raw pelvis-breaking sexual aggression at a moment's notice

>Having a chuckle there, mate?

>>21888468
They're certainly ones to talk.

>>21348922
That's some David Cronenberg-level shit there.
Yes, I know it's innuendo

>>20221951
I'm afraid I can't help you here.

It's your last chance to run.

Peak snek.

She just saw your ___.