/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I need Gazer to push me down on the bed and hum a gentle song as she tenderly massages the small of my back. It's a secret weakness of mine that is sure to relax my body and send me into a pleasant and peaceful state. A rare moment of serenity from me is a true treasure in her eyes.

>>40424863
You're one to talk, pervert.

>>39591587
Simply adorable. How predictably, disappointingly human to put undue emphasis on such trivial things as physical appearance.
Understandable (even laughable) considering the sad past, present, and most certainly future of your miserable race of balding primates.

The real difference between the two?
>One believes humans should be spoiled, pampered pets
>The other believes humans should be obedient, well-trained servants
These are irreconcilable differences of opinion to such prideful women.

>>38826627
>Fat
>Old

>>37666004
Is this some sort of joke?

>"First squirrels and now birds?"
>"Do you have some sort of attachment to woodland creatures?"
>"Or is it something else?"
>"Hehehe... hehehehehe..."
tfw she's onto me

Last thread was rather amusing. I look forward to once more watching you pathetic insects grovel and seethe.

>>22655258
it's okay, anon. lots of fat boys get raped in public before. just admit she's your gf and creampie your mean gazer bully a couple more times and she'll let you free!

>>14933314
Hey, what me and wife do in the confines of our own bedroom is our business, not subject to your judgement.

again once more