/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>You'll never be a 5 year old child again
>You'll never find a young, genki, tomboy Oni about your age and height playing alone in your tree house in the backyard one day
>You'll never befriend her after bickering over your ownership of the tree house and she being an invader
>She'll never tell you that nobody wanted to be friends with her because of her stubby horn
>She'll never bro it up with you, coming to visit you often in the backyard
>You'll never be surprised upon finding out that she actually likes doing boyish things, like climbing trees, capturing insects and playing war
>You'll never grow up together, eventually being enrolled in the same class in school
>She'll never start to sublty yank you away from girls that get too friendly with you
>She'll never stand by your side and mow down bullies that want to hurt you, even if she's not initially involved
>You'll never walk home with her every day, asking you to stop and watch the sunset from a bridge for a while every now and then
>You'll never fistbump her before parting ways
>You'll never see a dim light coming from your treehouse one night
>You'll never go outside to find out what's going on
>You'll never spot her waiting for you there
>You'll never ask her why she was there, at night no less
>She'll never say that she just wanted to see you more often
>You'll never ask why she's been acting so weird lately
>She'll never bodly say "Because I like you, dummy!" with a cocky, confident and toothy smile on her face, her cheeks being redder than tomatoes