/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44769536
You just know that Alice is laying on her bed while talking to her mom going "yeah, yeah, I'll go pee after we hang up", and then not getting up after the call ends thinking that she'll do it later. Then a little while later after she's browsed her phone enough for the day and she's getting under the covers she briefly remembers what she promised to do, only to decide that she doesn't need to pee all that badly and that she can go in the morning. By then it's of course too late.

>>44380539
I bet Shinki, Yumeko, Louise or Sacchan gave her daily panty inspections and punished her whenever she failed to keep them absolutely pristine and spotless.

>>23136689
So she used to wet herself sometimes, which gave her a pee fetish, which in turn made her do it even more often. Self-reinforcing loops like that can lead to dangerous outcomes, anon.

Stop playing LoLK, Alice.

>>22766333
>>22766354
Imagine if Shinki barged into Alice's room going "are ya winning, sweety?", only to find her with an Alice puppet in one hand and a Marisa puppet in the other, putting the two in various questionable positions and acting out dialogue between them.

>>22195697
>Alice
>leak
No surprises there

>>21985547
But its natural size would still be pitifully small and humiliating.

>>21604181
Sex on the beach, but instead of "on the beach" it would "in Shinki's basement" and instead of "Sex" it would be "Crying alone".

>>21121007
As her boyfriend, it is your duty to protect her self-esteem and guarantee that none of those things happen. In the worst case scenario, you'll have to go ask Eirin for some and lie that they're for you and risk your own reputation just to make Alice feel less bad about herself.

>>21059117
The kind that loves you back

>>21049082
Does she leak poop like a certain someone?

>>21004670
so thats what that smell was

why does the alice not understand hygiene? maybe she would have some friends if she was cleaner

>>20985107
She still plays with dolls at her age? How lame.

Alice is pathetic. She still plays with dolls at her age. Grow up you loser!

Alice is really pathetic. She's still playing with dolls at her age. Grow up you loser!

>>20808167
Local loser still plays with dolls and wets her bed at her age!

Alice is a grownup who still plays with dolls, what a creep! Look at her, sitting on her bed with her plushie and hugging her legs like a kid. You're an adult now Alice, that's not cute anymore, you know? You're going to have to grow up eventually.

My best friend

>>19981754
Abandoned
Lonely
Insecure
Celibate
Empty

I wanted to give you a motivational speech to cheer you up or something and to make your day at least a little bit better, but I can't think of anything.
Sorry.
Happy Birthday anyways

always alone

Does anyone else have a major immaturity complex?

I don't feel like an adult. I used to think people my age were grown ups but now I think of my age as an extension of teenage years, but I still feel even younger than teenagers. It doesn't help that I look so young. I need to stay young forever.

Is it safe to hang yourself from the ceiling fan, or do run the risk of the fan falling and hurting yourself?