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>You will never date a Kunoichi with scopophobia

>You will never be her precious Goemon
Fuck me. Seriously, somebody...anybody.

>You will never be classmates with a Kunoichi who takes an express interest in most things sci-fi, preferring technology over the traditional ways
>She will never one day see something related to Metroid and express that she a power suit like the one Samus has.

>>13145757
>All the Samurai of the Zipanguese order cooperating with the Kunoichi of the Zipanguese demon army
>Showing respect to each other on the battlefield in a way they hadn't afforded to show each other before
>One such couple later marries due to the war, after one had saved the other
>Legend has it that they still dueled each other constantly after their marriage, and if one listens closely on a moonlight Spring night, one can hear the sound of iron clashing with iron

>>13129902
The chance to see her face without her mask.

>You will never be friends with an aloof Kunoichi, among others
>You and your other monster friends will never eventually notice that she never takes off her mask
>All of you will never plot together to try and take her mask off
>She will never foil each and every one of your petty and easily-evaded ploys
>She will never eventually show you what is underneath her mask after you all end up exhausted after a long week of planning
>She will never show you her hidden glasgow smile
She will never tell you all that she tried to keep it hidden from you, thinking you would avoid her if you knew at first

>You will never have a Kunoichi classmate who often hides in the boys' locker room
>To get a good look at the boys as they undress and shower
>And silently masturbates whenever she sees your naked body
>Imagining it against hers

>>12828304

>”Jun! Get out of here,” Aster shouted. “This is my thing, don’t get in the way.”
>”Sorry, but Lady Nephry asked me to look after her daughter,” Jun says with a small laugh. “And she did mention you, after all.”
>Aster gets upset and stamps one or two of her legs to the ground
>Now that you think about it, Rei mentioned earlier that her mother helped her sneak out of her home
>She must have also asked that Kunoichi to keep a close eye on the two of you while you took Rei out, too make sure everything went the way her daughter wanted
>A bro mother
>”So since I’m here,” she hears Jun say before she gets a paper talisman stuck to her forehead
>The Kunoichi traces a circle in the air in front of Aster’s eyes
>”Just focus on me,” she says, over and over, keeping her fingers from one hand on Aster’s forehead
>Until eventually, the demon’s eyesight comes completely blurred, save for Jun’s figure
>Aster tries to swipe her away, and Jun backs off
>But as the Ushi-Oni tries to look around to find you and Rei, she tends to swivel her head back and forth, yelling, “Dammit, you two, where are you?”
>Even as she looks right at you, she can’t be sure what she’s looking at.
>The only thing she can see for sure with her vision is Jun, retreating from her with flighty steps
>”Ufufu~. If you want me to remove the talisman, you’ll have to catch me, Aster.”
>Aster still tries looking for you for a few moments more before giving up in frustration, even running barely past you to chase after her
>”Rrgh! Get back here, you bitch. I’m gonna rip your wings off when I catch you, ya know!”
>The Kunoichi appears behind the two of you once again, and pulls you in to whisper to you
>”You two should be on your way. I’ll deal with this, Lady Rei.”
>Seeing the Ushi-Oni charging towards her, she steps out of your way to lead her away from you
>”Be careful, you two,” she says before taking off with the demon hot on her tail