/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37969504
Did someone say bankrupt?
Tanuki can help you with you financial problems!

>Fuzzy ears
>Fluffy tail
>Extremely intelligent
>Money adept
>Maxed out speech skills
>Good fashion sense
Why aren't you breeding tanukis right now, anon?

>Cuddling with a tanuki all day under the covers and sniffing her hot, steamy breath as she breathes slowly on your face
Also lots of her licking your face and inside your mouth. Hopefully, you're a good boy toy and lick the inside of her mouth too

>Rapes your bank account
>Rapes your credit score
>Rapes you
Don't worry. Once you're hers, you won't need to worry about finances. She'll take care of all that for you. You just focus on making her happy by fetching her tea and by baby-making with her.

You're not a straight man if you don't want to molest danuki ears

>>35693092
>do u think that monsters would regrow your foreskin?
Why would she want to?
A danuki can't resist anything that's 10% off

Is getting a loan from a tanuki essentially a form of reverse prostitution?
Especially when it's in such an amount that you both know you'll never be able to pay it back and thus become her property

>Rapes your credit score
>Rapes your bank account
>Rapes you

>>33476743
Pull out a $100 and wrap it around your dick and watch her heart pupil so hard it'd put a march hare and jubjub to shame

>>27872699
Tanukis won't touch a dick that isn't at least 10% off

I've really come on to tanukis lately.

Why are they so good?