/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tell me about Alraunes. Specifically, the kind that want to become astronauts so they can help terraform new worlds to sustain human boys.

>But Mayor Anon, the parks are so much more than rape hotspots or hobo camps! You can't get rid of them just because the birth rates are going through the roofs. Those parks are like naturally occurring botanical gardens, and any threat to them will result in Force of Nature, if you catch my drift.
Looks like the environmentalists are making terrorist threats again.

>>14570483
> No man, she's going to be nothing more than a slave to my dick at all times. It's all she's good for, anyways.
This seems an odd attitude to take towards a waifu, as the term implies a degree of emotional affection.
Or maybe I'm just a faggot.

>>13362758
Slimes, apparently.
Also anything immobile gets very little loev, 'cos they're not really cut out for the adventure-type fics people keep writing. So plantgirls end up underappreciated, despite being top-class semen demons, because they're below-average party members.

>>13222412
Dank!?