/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40224629
And remember that a 'large' beer is large for an Oni or Ogre, not a Human

>>22977219

>>17404876
>All these posts thrown around
>All the thought going into them
>All the energy spent to translate ideas into words in a somewhat coherent fashion
>But somehow writefagging is too hard for some to not only spend their time on something better than arguing but actually provide something other than shitposting to the thread
>Even if it's just writing about taming a hellhound
Fascinating.

>>16845352
Oni-chan, that's too much beer!

>>16636189
Ah, the greatest enemy of /mgt/ of them all.
Real life.
Bartender, I'm gonna need a bigger glass.
Nah but great for you man, glad things are going well.

>>16625066
Remember to not let your Oni drink too much on F-f-f-friday night.

>>16527214
>Dark Seraphim
>Expect her to be another blueberry fuckmuffin angel
>Throws off her robes, letting you see her as she truly is. Six wings spreading out from a shape vaguely female and humanoid in shape.
>Her body is made of pure and condensed shadow, as if you're looking into the vast, cold emptiness of space
>Stars dance across the surface of her body as she moves towards you, twin eyes of milky white fog holding you steadfast in their gaze
>For each wing, there are tentacles twining around them, the entirety of reality warping around you as your noise starts to bleed
>Her voice is a cacophony and booming, speaking to you in all languages at once, terran and not
>Wake up on the floor of your apartment, covered in a strange blue ichor
>Little knowing that she's watching you from beyond Space and Time

>>16364610
This guy's Monster Girls are so smug and I love it.

>>16347284
>tfw no hellhound gf in 2017
At least my good friend Jack Daniels is here to keep me company. And he brought his cousin Jim Beam and his pet Wild Turkey.
Oh god I need help.

>>16240366
This calls for a celebration!

>>16205951
>their love for their husband isn't some kind of shonen friendship powerup
>Posted in a setting where a succubus turned God-tier through a monogamous relationship with her husband and rewrote reality to her whim

>>16183723
>Time for Oni.
Okay.

>>16151759
Two words:
Booze Cruise

>>16141465
But everybody knows that if you can read Stephenie Meyer or EL James that you know exactly how not to write smut or romance.

>>16100678
Well. Time to start drinking.

>>15996395
Glad you liked it, like a McDonald's burger.

>Spoiler
No idea what you're talking about but here's your secondary (You)